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# I hope I don't need to direct you to Mock the Week
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I like Tacos.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# It was there that I saw my darling Russell for the first time.
He makes me hurt I laugh so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Dara for the win
He's in MK soon - but sold out, damnit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Clearly both of you forget about the Boyle.
The mighty mighty Boyle.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Oh don't get me started.
He's Scottish, he's offensive and he's a bit evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Practically the complete opposite of me.
Well if you take the opposite of bit to mean massively.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# You can be very offensive, don't sell yourself short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# That's true, I can shit in a boycunt or two when I want.
*shudder*

Actually no I promised I'd stop doing that. I'll stick to laconic humour from now on.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Who did you promise?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Myself
Because I am mental and partially schizophrenic (actually I mean multiple personality disorder when I say that, but it doesn't matter because I don't really mean it anyway).
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Really? My Uncle is.
sort of. I'm not sure, the family are very... 'family' about it, all I know is the nurse comes and gives him an injection and he stays Uncle Pete.

How interesting. Sorry if that's not the right response, I'm not very good at these sorts of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'm not actually partially schizophrenic, hence why I said I didn't mean it in brackets.
I do have what could be considered as a personality disorder though. As back when I was still struggling with the whole seemingly perverse desires not mixing with my main personality well, and also the desires and wants seeming to spring up randomly and conflict. I deduced that logically everyone is made up of conflicting ambitions, desires and reason to some extent; hence why people say 'I don't know what I was thinking' or 'I must have made a bad decision'. When in fact they are excersising different parts of the id, superid, ego which conflict to some extent.

Thusly I decided to box all mine up nicely and pull them out at will like some bastardised magic spell or pokemon.

Extreme rage - I CALL YOU!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Ah, I can never tell if you're joking or not.
Everyone's just as conflicted, I think. I hope, certainly. God knows it's a bit of a struggle to stay unarrested quite a lot of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# They probably are, but as they don't notice it they are more swept with the ebbs and tides.
I'm more the kind who doesn't like unknowing influence. I have no trouble stay unarrested as I am a hermit and basically do nothing let alone anything wrong. However I do forsee a severe beating/sword fighting incident in my near future.

Also I did record that thing, but I still need to do hex's one and then cut them together nicely but now my throat seems to be fucked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# No pressure, you take your time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# He is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Oh yes
why am I strangely attracted to him? He's a bit like a big Quasimodo chap, but I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# And he's a total lovely
And has the whole wedding ring thing going on...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Ohhhh yes.
That's quite terrible of us, you realise?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Oh completely
If Teh Tennant ever weds there will be trouble....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Sod it. It won't happen.
Even if it does, as far as we're concerned it hasn't and he's fair game. Bollocks, we saw him first. Says nowt about him seeing us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Men NEVER need directions
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)