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# I've got a let-ter..from a yung man..it says..Dear A-mer-ro..'jewlra-jewlra'..will you..fix it for me..to have a pic-cha..of a camel with Jee-sus..and a pint..of Juice.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# This is getting funnier the more I read it.
You break me so very often.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I very much concur with your sentiment!
How do Fae?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# How do erm.......Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# One should profile it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# *Trig*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# *fixes*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Yeth.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Aces, I'd like a tattoo parlour in Amsterdam please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# You can have a hamster in Lewisham.
That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I don't know where that is though.
By the time I get there he'll have left.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Well, we'll staple him to a canoe.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Oh well that's alright then.
Routemaster tells me I have to go to Vladivostok to get to Lewisham. ONWARDS *toddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Lewisham is 3 stops from me on the train.
But that isnt the best fact, type it into predictive text and it comes up as Jewisham :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# worst place ever
to pick out a permanent marking!

Ummm, yeah, like a dragon robot and some cake, yeah. ha ha haa.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I will have one, one day.
And I shall tattoo everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# The band was Shu-waddeh-waddeh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Now then,
Now then!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Are YOU paying too much for your car insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Sponsored by Powergen.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# You should write him some new material.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# "Hello I am a middle class stereotype!"
*fires lasers from eyes*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Marvellous, darling, simply marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# It's official
I love you.

(Seriously, I just did a proper lol :D)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# HEY!
Excellent news. See YOU at the bash then!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Absolutely!
And I have a private room. Granted, Mr Trellis will be in there, but I'm sure he won't mind...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Just tell him I'm the midwife.
And this is my.... frontally attached cervical probe. *buckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Wear your nurse outfit
That'll do it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Over my pirate outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Fucking hell you've just blown my mind,
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Wait until you see what I'm going to do with my peg leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Give me a series of splinters?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# If you're a lucky boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Nurse outfit but with pirate hat and boots?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# And cutlass.
And corset, over the top of the dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# wha?
wey?
whoaa?
gwaa?
hee?
phlaa?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I hope I don't need to direct you to Mock the Week
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I like Tacos.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# It was there that I saw my darling Russell for the first time.
He makes me hurt I laugh so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Dara for the win
He's in MK soon - but sold out, damnit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Clearly both of you forget about the Boyle.
The mighty mighty Boyle.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Oh don't get me started.
He's Scottish, he's offensive and he's a bit evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Practically the complete opposite of me.
Well if you take the opposite of bit to mean massively.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# You can be very offensive, don't sell yourself short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# That's true, I can shit in a boycunt or two when I want.
*shudder*

Actually no I promised I'd stop doing that. I'll stick to laconic humour from now on.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Who did you promise?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Myself
Because I am mental and partially schizophrenic (actually I mean multiple personality disorder when I say that, but it doesn't matter because I don't really mean it anyway).
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Really? My Uncle is.
sort of. I'm not sure, the family are very... 'family' about it, all I know is the nurse comes and gives him an injection and he stays Uncle Pete.

How interesting. Sorry if that's not the right response, I'm not very good at these sorts of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'm not actually partially schizophrenic, hence why I said I didn't mean it in brackets.
I do have what could be considered as a personality disorder though. As back when I was still struggling with the whole seemingly perverse desires not mixing with my main personality well, and also the desires and wants seeming to spring up randomly and conflict. I deduced that logically everyone is made up of conflicting ambitions, desires and reason to some extent; hence why people say 'I don't know what I was thinking' or 'I must have made a bad decision'. When in fact they are excersising different parts of the id, superid, ego which conflict to some extent.

Thusly I decided to box all mine up nicely and pull them out at will like some bastardised magic spell or pokemon.

Extreme rage - I CALL YOU!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Ah, I can never tell if you're joking or not.
Everyone's just as conflicted, I think. I hope, certainly. God knows it's a bit of a struggle to stay unarrested quite a lot of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# They probably are, but as they don't notice it they are more swept with the ebbs and tides.
I'm more the kind who doesn't like unknowing influence. I have no trouble stay unarrested as I am a hermit and basically do nothing let alone anything wrong. However I do forsee a severe beating/sword fighting incident in my near future.

Also I did record that thing, but I still need to do hex's one and then cut them together nicely but now my throat seems to be fucked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# No pressure, you take your time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# He is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Oh yes
why am I strangely attracted to him? He's a bit like a big Quasimodo chap, but I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# And he's a total lovely
And has the whole wedding ring thing going on...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Ohhhh yes.
That's quite terrible of us, you realise?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Oh completely
If Teh Tennant ever weds there will be trouble....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Sod it. It won't happen.
Even if it does, as far as we're concerned it hasn't and he's fair game. Bollocks, we saw him first. Says nowt about him seeing us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Men NEVER need directions
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# THIS SPEAKS TO MY VERY SOUL

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Why Lord, Why?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Well, several reasons..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Go on.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Well..
It's complicated....consider the lilly..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I shan't.
Just to make your explaining harder.

Anywho, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Well,..
I mean, it's like Jesus said;

"Hello, I'm Jesus".
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# That line was totally taken out of context for thousands of years.
Bloody organised religion...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# BASTARDS!
YOU SOLD US OUT CONOVER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# *raises glass*
I need to get me a Camel to drink with...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# fuckin-A
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I want to ride it . . . all night loooooooong !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# giddy-on=down!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)