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# with ketchup?
on lettuce? and tomato

that just don't seem right to me :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# NO just ham and ketchup.
Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I have green stuff
it goes off if I don't eat it, I been wasting too much food with stuff going off due to buying green stuff and living off tinned/frozen shite

must eat green stuff
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# *paints cock green*

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# crikey!
The whole village!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Eat it all in three mouthfuls.
Or as much as you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# from a simple sandwich to a task of herculean proportions
I'm scared, I'm just a little discomeat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# You been cooking Delia again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# nah it's just I'm going to die of toxic poisoning and lard bucket disease if I don't actually eat the greens innit
plus I like greens I just can be rarely arsed to prepare them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# She likes it.
Shut up, kitchen bitch *stubs cigarette out on forehead*



you're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I actually watched her program on Sunday
whilst I was in bed and couldnt move to get the remote control.

I dont myself see such a huge problem with what she's done. If it had've been someone no-one knew, and they called it "The Student Cook Book" it would be hailed as genius.

The only thing that bothers me is the tinned meat. But having said that, my ex's gran made the most beautiful steak pie. It was only after the 3rd or 4th time I had eaten it that I found out that she used tinned steak for it. The taste was cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I have no problem with her
she's a filthy bitch though, I just know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
#
filthy bitch commoner

Shouting in public. At a football meeting. Really!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# They all are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Yeah,
she looked quite doable at times. But others, she looked like the haggard 60 year old woman she is!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I wasn't going that far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# ^this
on very fresh, cheap, white bread
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I fucking adore you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# *glees*
i, too, know the joys of that first mouthful of soft, spongy bread, the taste of the ham combining with the tomato sauce, which has already reacted violently with the marg on the bread, the whole becoming a single bite of pure pleasure
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# When I rule the world you're being head chef.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# you will become very fat
but rather happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# YES.
Better than thin and miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# i like your way of thinking!
*eats more chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Excellent.
I had a creme egg earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I have a massive dark chocolate and ginger egg still to eat.
My girlfriend will be well rewarded for this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Wow, good girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I might actually be mildly addicted to ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I hate it in anything other
than chocolate or biscuits or cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Oh my.
In my flat I have pickled ginger for sushi, this ginger chocolate, ginger cordial, and a nice big piece of ginger for any stir fries or curries.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# what, no sushi?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Not at the moment.
I have plenty of rice and seaweed sheets though, I'll make some in a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# "Back in my day of course we didn't have sushi.
So we'd go to the fish shop and say don't fry it for me. Or my mum would make some out of corned beef."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# dont want to cut in
but you are getting dangerously close to the edge... and we all know what happens when you get there...
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I've been over there before.
It's rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# you got that right
and the owner of the place is a twat.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# We all try not to lose our heads?
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I told you to keep out of my fertility clinic!
*shoos away with broom*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Only when you stop making these things so delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# It must be all the pineapple I feed the mothers.
That and the semen.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# If you could produce ginger flavoured semen,
it'd probably be enough to turn me gay.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Shirely you'd just forgo either sex
and masturbate frantically.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Like everyone else on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Needs more mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# no.
mayo with tommy sauce tastes like cut-rate seafood sauce, but not as tangy or nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Ok, more mayonnaise and less ketchup.
I only use ketchup for making bbq sauce now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# ham and mayo is nice
especially with raw onions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Mayonnaise goes well with everything.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# basic ham, with cheese, tomatoes looked like arse so had tomato sauce, with lettuce and springy type onion with mayonaise on top
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# A feast of kings.
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)