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# What am I looking at?
Some kind of neon spider?

It's very nice regardless mind you...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Exactly that.
And thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# There was a spider in the living room last night.
It ran from its wonderful safe cover into plain view and stopped in the middle of the floor, whereupon it was vulnerable to a good shoe from above.

Didn't kill it though. Couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Yesterday I needed a shower but there was no hot water.
I looked down, so I wouldn't slip, to get out of the bath, and there was a spider right on my foot.
Hence www.b3ta.com/board/8221088
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Once when I was sleeping...
A spider ran across my face.
As I wasn't thinking too clearly at the time, I acted entirely on reflex.
It took me ages to pick up the little bits of spider from my face and bedsheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Hahah yum!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# that started sounding like a poem
in my head
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# It's a pretty shit poem.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# well
It could've been great, it just turned out not to be a poem at all
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I guess I could omit some words and try to make it a haiku...
Edit:
Once I was asleep
Spider ran across my face
Messiness ensued
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# attaboy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# "What am I looking at?"
"Well Sarge, looks like the wife got crazy and slashed up her husband something awful. The brother walked in while she was still in the act and he got a couple stab wounds for his trouble. They're still going over him a St. Azureus but it looks like he'll make it."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)