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# Most of my half-microwaved bad ideas come along in supermarkets...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Sadly I have to ris
PLus I think I managed to piss of a South African girl who was drunk outside KFC earlier. She was telling passersby that this country was shit as she couldn't get mashed potato there so I pointed out: A) If you don't like it her piss off home and B) How sad are you if you're complaining about the menu of a American fast food chain not serving the food that they serve after they infiltrated her country:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# See epiphany's reply.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# you should have said "If this was south africa your bullet ridden corpse would already be in the fucking morgue you twat"
:D

let's remember to try and understand foreign cultures :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Who the fuck gets takeaway mash any way?
Lazy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Yeah she can fuck off
As I have chips with reggae reggae sauce!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I don't, I have baby carrots and hummus in the fridge though...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Are you having baby carrot coz of the compo?:P
Is the hummus baby too?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Because they're yummy!
And no, it's big actually. Big hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I'm yet to locate that fabled average hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# theres a cafe at my village back home
which does pie mash and liquor takeaway
its awesome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Hardly Kentucky Fried Cancer though, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# d'you want melanoma with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Their gravy is delicious though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# yes, rich in carcinogens
also, where did you get the bluejohn? it's not easy to get hold of!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# It was my grandma's before she died
she had loads of it, she was from Derbyshire... it's everywhere in shops up there, or at least it was when I was a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# derbyshire's the only place it's found naturally, i think.
i could be wrong, though.
anyway, my little peepers are closing on their own, so i'm off to bed. g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Total myth, apparently :-(
Night love! x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# No
but its a takeaway
:P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# *giggles*
You said liquor!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# its a strange green sauce
but its delicious
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# *giggles more*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# it's
reduced eel-cooking juice. tasty :x
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# It's very hard to grose me out on food
Some of the things I've eaten round the world are interesting to say the least!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Human eyes/testicles/etc....?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# insects, durian, almost hatched chicks etc:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# aww
poor baby chicks
When I was working at the zoo my mate used to go around with buckets full of dead baby chicks - they didnt look too appertising
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# These were still unhatched:P
nighty 'ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# oh he gets by
with a lidl help from his friends....
(Pob mk2, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)