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# They can do one for kids
where snowy owls come in at the end and headbutt everyone they can find. Neeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooow *flatfacebash*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# You two are completely mad.
I love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# We should definitely own a TV channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I agree.
Lots.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# but what would we call it?
pirate monkey vision?
actually, i quite like the sound of that.
*imagines pirate monkeys staring through t.v cameras at captain wow's handycraft lesson*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i like the sound of SMASH WOW TV
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# And this is how we KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER
Sorry, love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# what film?
not ringing any bells
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Zoolander.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i couldn't watch it
he irritates me beyond reason
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I love it, I'm a sucker for shit movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Do you ever think there's more to life than being really ridiculously good lookin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# :D
*petrol fight*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# yes
i'm a great shag, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# you've got it made then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# mad as a box of frogs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# madder than that
mad as a hatful of badgers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# how many badgers constitute a hatful?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ten gallon hat we're talking 3 perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# so
badgers are about 3.3 gallons apiece, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i feed my badgers growth hormones
how do you eat yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# with a green salad and scotch eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i have a student cookery books that actually has a recipe for scotch eggs
scotch eggs: buy scotch eggs from your local supermarket
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Mad as the concept of property.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# social comment
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# stop me, I'm eating hummus and I can't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# THIS IS A HUMMUS INTERVENTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Nomnomnom it's so niiiiiice.
It's making me feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# its just a bit bland
i have a big glass of gatorade this is making me feel win-ful.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# It's not!
Mmmmmm it's lovely. And I've got baby carrots and sugarsnap peas and pepper strips and cucumber. I'm being treated as I'm ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# baby carrots are lovely.
especially roast with asparagus
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# little bit of lemon juice on em to. hmmm
so yeah hellboy 2 trailer, eh? phwoar eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I haven't watched the trailer
I am going to go in with virgin eyes....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# oh fuck it is
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# *hug* all grown up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# fetch me a pipe and some slippers i've got the daily mail to read
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# yes!
one of them flew at the car windscreen once when we were driving down dark country lanes at night. i almost shat myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I was almost knocked off my ex's motorbike
by a fucking huge bird (a buzzard or something, I'm not sure, we were going at silly mph), missed me by a cm or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I'm not sure how, but I read that completely wrong.
I now have an image of a nazi blackbird in my head.
Is there space on your insane tv show for me?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Yup. News needs reporting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# yes
you can be in charge of women's issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# now i miss read that as a nazi black head
arrghhh! fascist spots!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# snowy owls are awesome
i could so take one in a fight though please
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Are you a kid?
I'm talking toddlers here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# no i'm old in 25 mins!
i don't want to be old!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# :O Birthday?
How old then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
#
21
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Oh for fuck sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# thats a big age for a young 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Hold it, sonny, I'm not 80.
Don't get too pissed, you'll appreciate remembering the fun you had. I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i drank 2 bottles of baileys
and danced the conga with purple bows on my boobs, arse and mimsy. my 21st was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# That's...worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# i was young and needed the money
don't judge me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# i don't know that i'll be doing that...
i'm just having a quite one tomorrow. the big party is friday. that should be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# my 30th was a disappointment
everyone was so well-behaved.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# were you still dancing with bows on your mimsy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# no
they'd fallen off by then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# my 30th

My 30th was smashing. Everyone was deviant, but has since settled down, moved to suburbia and had kids.

It really was 'The Last Hurrah'.

But I don't recall my 21st - prolly smashed in a ditch
(Flappers, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# *writes down*
Hmm, any other tips?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# make sure
you have fry-up ingredients prepared for the morning after
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)