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# i wish my mom was rapitinui.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:21, archived)
# I THINK YOU WOULD CHANGE YOUR MIND.
"HEY MUM, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL AGAIN"

"MOMMA'S SMOKIN HER BONG, SON"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)
# when I was younger I pestered my mother until she finally caved in and admitted thatshe had smoked weed when she was younger
you would never pick it now though
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)
# i fed my mother a tab of acid when i was younger.
she made sense for a few hours, it was great.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)
# I was three years old the first time my dad got me stoned.
I've smoked meth with him.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:57, archived)
# i made a crackpipe out of the skull of my unborn baby after inducing myself to abort its growing parasitic flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:04, archived)
# I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.
I have a dysfunctional family.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)
# i always tell the truth because it hurts so much more than lies ever could.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 5:22, archived)