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# I had a dream about talking to a man with a face made from chicken breasts wrapped in lace
true story
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Scary
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I think it must be the change in the weather.
I had another one this week where I was locked in a park after hours with a couple of mates.
We had to swim the lake and persuade a snooty old bag to let us out as we were on the guest list
of some club and HAD to be there. I woke up knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I once had a dream that I was employed by Tom Cruise the sum of £400 a day
To follow him around so that he could blame his farts on me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# That was no dream and you were never paid.
As a result you are not allowed within a mile of the vertically challenged closet freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ah
So that was my reward.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)