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# Wow.
I'm thinking of getting a snazzy camera, but I want to take pictures of the moon.

No idea where to start.
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# well, I'm no expert
but pointing the camera at the moon sounds like a good idea
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# at night
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# daytime moon shots are sexier
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)
# i think you might be right :)
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# miscodeats!
hello!
i bought a shiney new 500mm lense - i can read newspapers from space! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I want a funky expensive camera with a ridiculously phallic zoom lens
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)
# its all done with mirrors
looking at things 14 miles away like they where in next doors garden!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Pffft.
So, placing my buttocks in the microwave and praying is not the best way to start?
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# well, if you are making a moon photo in the performance art sense, yes
if of course, you are trying to take an image of THE VERY MOON then no
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# Microwaved buttocks is NOT Moon-pikcha.
In a way that's alot like Jebus.
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# hey slow down abit, what is that in laymans terms
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)
# well, in lay mans terms
man gotta lay

lay man lay

man gotta lay

lay all nite long

get up in the morning

smear myself in vitalite

ahhhhh

and then spontaneously combust

-traditional
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)
# about twelvety
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# buy a telescope with a camera attachment
then buy a camera to suit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)