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# I really wish this was photoshopped...

...but it's not. Behold the glorious triumph of ASDA's own brand sweets:

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Love Hearts are dead.
(dart, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Putting 'Mint' on one?
Blatant false advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# *facepalm*
how horribly horrible.

btw is there anyone else here?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# b3ta froze methinks?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# OH NOES
WHERED I PUT THOzE UPLAOD COEDZ?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# did you shop that?
/did you take that?

lulz if it is

i just looked into it. fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Read the subject of the original post
This may look like a photoshop, but it is not - I just bought the sweets and took a picture with my digital camera. If you go to ASDA and look at the sweet racks at the checkout, you'll see them for sale.
(dart, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I did. but i thought "Fucking hell, that can't be real"
But it obviously is. and i am pleased you took the photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Hahah christ
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# how shit
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# What I don't understand...
...is why people who are marketing sweets for chavs would include insults such as "chav", and more bizarrely, "chav sweets". It just makes no sense. Then of course there's the superb rendering of innit as "in it!"... This is possibly ASDA's finest hour.
(dart, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# There's a few words our local chav youth use routinely that're missing,
Pacificly: Mosher, Knob'ead, Grasser, Paki, Nigga, Queer, Pigs, Happy Slap, Asbo...

Maybe that's more reality that they were goin for tho...?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)