*rubs head*ok that sounded dirty... posts it anyway
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:43,
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not as dirty as"Oh dear, The Prick! The Prick is rearing up! He tends to get excited, a very, very excitable horse, I remember he had to be withdrawn at Lingfield. Yes, they're going to put the hood on him. They're very good, the handlers here at Newmarket."
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:46,
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if i ever own a race horse i'm going to call it "hoof hearted"say it out loud
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:47,
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hehe."Big Tits got a flyer and is the first to show.
Arsehole was slowly away. And as they settle down it's Big Tits from Vagina with The Prick tucked in behind these two. Then comes the blinkered Buttocks being pressed by The Poof.
Going steadily behind these five is The Wanker and trailing the field is Arsehole. And as they start to climb the hill, it's Vagina who just shows clear of Buttocks"
derek and clive make me laugh far too much.
(Arsehole was slowly away. And as they settle down it's Big Tits from Vagina with The Prick tucked in behind these two. Then comes the blinkered Buttocks being pressed by The Poof.
Going steadily behind these five is The Wanker and trailing the field is Arsehole. And as they start to climb the hill, it's Vagina who just shows clear of Buttocks"
derek and clive make me laugh far too much.
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:50,
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derek is a silly name for a horse SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:53,
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