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# You will bake me a cake
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Curious that
not entirely sure quite what happened, but the cake tin is open
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Is it ok for this cake to have candles on?
As the only cake you have a chance of getting in my house will be there in 20 minutes.

Shame I don't actually have a birthday cake...
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Why thank you

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Sadly I live in Java
though i'm currently working in Paraguay; the situation seems utterly hopeless!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# arg, my poor head!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# *rubs head*
ok that sounded dirty... posts it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# not as dirty as
"Oh dear, The Prick! The Prick is rearing up! He tends to get excited, a very, very excitable horse, I remember he had to be withdrawn at Lingfield. Yes, they're going to put the hood on him. They're very good, the handlers here at Newmarket."
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# if i ever own a race horse i'm going to call it "hoof hearted"
say it out loud
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hehe.
"Big Tits got a flyer and is the first to show.
Arsehole was slowly away. And as they settle down it's Big Tits from Vagina with The Prick tucked in behind these two. Then comes the blinkered Buttocks being pressed by The Poof.
Going steadily behind these five is The Wanker and trailing the field is Arsehole. And as they start to climb the hill, it's Vagina who just shows clear of Buttocks"

derek and clive make me laugh far too much.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# derek is a silly name for a horse
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I knew you were coming
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# i can see something beautiful...
oh wait its my reflection in the monitor - lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# you will buy me nuts and bolts
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I will also buy you Jaffa Cakes
Because you are wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Robots are ace and this is no acceoption!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Too late
I already did.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# you will go and get me some peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# oh noes!
they're covered in chocolate and i've eaten them... oops
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)