Not enough syllables
also monkey in the first line should be pronounced monk-key
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pikey,
Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:12,
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actually you're right
and "practice defecation" doesn't scan in the least. i blame the music i've got playing for throwing me off.
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boris the spider,
Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:14,
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