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[challenge entry] This one is dedicated to Hanke

From the Third World America challenge. See all 278 entries (closed)

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# said the actress to the archbishop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I think I've completely missed the point of this week's compo
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I detect... Irony...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Me too
Somehow I read "predict the effects of global recession on the lovely US of A" as meaning "predict the effects of global recession on the USA", rather than "Oh, whatever, just make something that vaguely relates to the USA in some way or other".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# You mean the compo isn't 50ft woman?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# It isn't???
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I bought this rhyming dictionary for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I don't know why
but that's funny as hell to me right now.

Is it a reference to something or is it all your own funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# It's just a joke about the endless rhyming versions of 'attack of the 50ft woman',
which have plagued the board for the last couple of nights.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Has anyone done
"The Colonisation of, Revolution in, and Recent History of Iraq and the 50ft Woman" yet? If not then I'm very surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# There's definitely been the less long winded 'Iraq of the 50ft woman'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Balls, I thought I was onto a winner there
"The Sack of the 50ft Woman" showing her getting fired from her job as a toymaker because she keeps trampling on all the toy cars and breaking the plastic bridges?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# sac of the 50 ft woman
eww.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# With regulation three pubes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Almost certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Good thing
I didn't bother shopping them then, really...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ah, I hadn't seen them
and therefore didn't know they rhymed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# The compo brief has gone out of the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# so have my briefs
/underwear defenestration blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Defenestration
(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# yes what of it?
*hides ninja gear*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# If you throw it back in the window
Is that 'Refenestration'?
(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# dunno
if not it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *catches*
*clones*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *meets clone*
*sexes*
*crosses off item from list*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# That'd be a good compo
"Defenestration"

I'd do an animation of a window chucking a window out of a window
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# recursive defenstration.
two windows chucking each other out of themselves, forever.

It'd descend into microsoft puns though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Damn it
You're right. But it's such a lovely word, defenestration.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# A Limerick about a monkey orchestra:
Attempts at monkey orchestration
are destined to lead to frustration
as they howl and they spit
in the orchestra pit
and attempt acts of defenestration.
.
(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Nice
I like how you used "defenestration" instead of "defecation". I'm afraid I'd have just gone for the latter :(



/Not a very subtle mind blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# scansion
(sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I'd have used
"practice defecation" which scans fine
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# in that case
bally good show.

I'd have used some variant of "penetration"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# oh
'and attempt ape-on-ape penetration'
(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Not enough syllables
also monkey in the first line should be pronounced monk-key
(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# actually you're right
and "practice defecation" doesn't scan in the least. i blame the music i've got playing for throwing me off.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# if you must,
at least stop entering them in the third world america challenge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Or, and this is a better suggestion,
let's everybody enter everything into that challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Quick!
Compo this post!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8264590
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hahahaha
a very genuine office lol occurred just then
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# What a howl
Thats a mongrel - very third world.....
oww oww oww
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I love you sir
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Thank you.
However, just try explaining that image to your girlfriend when she stumbles across it on your computer.
I sure couldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# My word!
Imagine. She'd probably start crying and pulling her hair out, when she found you had a bearded dogsecks fetish.
(sludgebucket, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# You win the entire internet.
If there is a link to the competition that I'm missing here, I'd like it to remain a mystery. This is perfect as it is.
(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I can't remember what I said
but it's nice to have things dedicated to one's self
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# your welcome
...
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Unfunny Woody Allen
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# He is looking at me and I feel that any reaction will displease him.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)