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# :D
i want a tee shirt that's just got a huge '37?' on it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# best of all the Kevin Smith films
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Dogma
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# A close second
but I have to rate Clerks head and shoulders above the rest. If only for Berzerker.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Clerks was awful
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# O_O
Clerks 2 was awful, original was great. Although perhaps that's 'cos I was young and impressionable when I first watched it and easily amused by foul language and cheap gags. Still p*ss myself every time I watch it though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
#
I don't get this Kevin Smith being a directer thing. He is truly awful. Nothing about any of his films recommend him as in any way talented. He sucks. And so do all his films :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# well he can spell director
so that's a start.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Spelling mistake
well spotted. I didn't put a capital letter at the front of that last sentence either. That must mean I'm wrong about everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Sounds like someone
Needs a wank and a nap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *fwaps*
*snoozes*
*feels better*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# well if you'd either
presented your thoughts as an opinion rather than a statement of fact or done something as difficult as write and direct 8 feature length films, with another one written and waiting to be filmed then you'd have come across as less of a cunt.
as it is...
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I actually preferred the sequel.
It lacked grit, but it had inter-species erotica.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Didn't like 2 (see ^)
all the gags seemed a bit hackneyed by then - lacked the originality of the original.

wtf does that last phrase mean in actuality?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# It was a damn sight better
than I thought it was going to be

Much better than Jay and Silent Bob, which was just awful.

but Dogma is the champ for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ^this
although i have a place for Jay and Silent bob.

never used to like chasing amy, but it's grown on me, clerks 2 was never going to be as good as the original, but i knew (after jersey girl) that kevin smith wouldn't put something out he didn't believe in. and the film meant a lot to him as it was the completion of a promise to mewes.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)