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# A bit more disturbing than I had originally intended


Probably NSFW hence the linky.

I took Gary Glitter, and put a foreskin on his head. I have learned 2 things while doing this:

1. Don't put a foreskin on Gary Glitter's head
2. www.foreskin.org has 33 images of foreskins
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Thankfully
your linky points to the same image as this one.

*Edit* I saw that ninja.

*Shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ha!
I noticed that after I posted it... now it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# 33?








in a row?
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# I know a Jewish surgeon
he makes £55000 a year . . . . plus tips


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Oh dear God
*bangs head against desk*
*repeats to unconsciousness*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Why does God want the Jews to be circumsised?
He's making a wallet with the offcuts.

and when he rubs it, it turns into a suitcase.....
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# :D
i want a tee shirt that's just got a huge "37?" on it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# best of all the Kevin Smith films
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Dogma
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# A close second
but I have to rate Clerks head and shoulders above the rest. If only for Berzerker.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Clerks was awful
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# O_O
Clerks 2 was awful, original was great. Although perhaps that's 'cos I was young and impressionable when I first watched it and easily amused by foul language and cheap gags. Still p*ss myself every time I watch it though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
#
I don't get this Kevin Smith being a directer thing. He is truly awful. Nothing about any of his films recommend him as in any way talented. He sucks. And so do all his films :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# well he can spell director
so that's a start.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Spelling mistake
well spotted. I didn't put a capital letter at the front of that last sentence either. That must mean I'm wrong about everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Sounds like someone
Needs a wank and a nap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *fwaps*
*snoozes*
*feels better*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# well if you'd either
presented your thoughts as an opinion rather than a statement of fact or done something as difficult as write and direct 8 feature length films, with another one written and waiting to be filmed then you'd have come across as less of a cunt.
as it is...
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I actually preferred the sequel.
It lacked grit, but it had inter-species erotica.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Didn't like 2 (see ^)
all the gags seemed a bit hackneyed by then - lacked the originality of the original.

wtf does that last phrase mean in actuality?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# It was a damn sight better
than I thought it was going to be

Much better than Jay and Silent Bob, which was just awful.

but Dogma is the champ for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ^this
although i have a place for Jay and Silent bob.

never used to like chasing amy, but it's grown on me, clerks 2 was never going to be as good as the original, but i knew (after jersey girl) that kevin smith wouldn't put something out he didn't believe in. and the film meant a lot to him as it was the completion of a promise to mewes.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# He looks like he should be a Sci Fi villain.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# lol gary glitter....
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# I just learned something from that website
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# what did you learn?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Don't visit it?
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# No,
Smegma is a useful and hygienic bodily excretion.
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# For what?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It's a convenient and nutritious replacement for parmesan.
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# Visit the site?
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# eugh
good linky sire, almost certainly NSFW as i'm sure most bosses wouldn't recognise it from a distance, but would definately want a closer look

advice to you all, don't search for Alastair Campbell on google images with the safe search off
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Because he's a prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# third pick
is the world's smallest penis i think
i have no idea why (other than the fact he is a cock) it's the third image
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# this was inevitable
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# tsk
and after I had the grace to link....
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ^this^
*adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# eeewwww.... NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# you know there was a reason the first post was pixelated and linked

*edit - perhaps I was too polite and vague - LINK IT YOU FUCKING CRETIN
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I always thought you were rather cague, yes.
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# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# the word inevitable is strange
because there isn't a corresponding word 'evitable' of which inevitable would be the opposite... I don't trust it.

Also - after JayHay went to all the effort of linking it, it's a little shabby to steal his work, splash white on it and post it unlinked.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# yes
A bit like Flammable and inflammable, but in a different way...
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Well.
evitable

Although just because a word is in a dictionary, doesn't make it a 'real' word.
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# What's odd is that
malignant and benign are used a lot these days, but benignant and malign aren't used much at all.
Can you explain that with your Tascali links? Can you? No. No you can't.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *maligns*
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# I suppose it depends which tin-pot dictionary you use
www.chambersharrap.co.uk/chambers/features/chref/chref.py/main?query=evitable&title=21st
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# HAHA DICKHEAD
(not you yan)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# i started off flipping the picture over and moving the nose to make the bell end look like a mouth
but i gave up
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# fuck off you idiot

fuck it..no real loss

*ignored*
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# you gret twat
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# Nice shoppery!~
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