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Steven Seagull killed someone with a credit-card.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

Seagal is a big fucking phoney.

Jet Li is real.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

No! I base my whole life experience on that idea...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

well you'll have to change

I wouldn't brandish a credit card upon getting attacked by a chav. He'll kick your arse and buy 5 playstations and a case of 20-20 before you wake up.

Take a pencil out with you next time.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

*cough*

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

THAT is woo

I shall learn this visaijstsu

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

Card-Fu Master (card)

sorry

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

I am perfecting hidden techniques right now

Woe to any scum

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Vin Diesel killed someone with his teacup

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Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

so? van Damme knocked a snake unconscious.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

Arnold Schwartzenegger survived being on MARS without a goddamn spacesuit

he's literally so hard that he just fucking stands there and takes intense atmospheric pressure on the chin. and in the eyes.

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Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

I find it hard to top that

but Dolph Lundgren probably has.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

He-Man in Vietnam , beating up Van Damme!

(uNiversal Soldier btw)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)