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[challenge entry] Not exactly an ad...
But I'm too tired to come up with anything good.

From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# pfft
how dare they!
(I helped save b3ta! MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Nicely detailed
All the side columns too. Gets a click from me.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Emm
My Katana is unlawful apparently, am I to unleash my wrath on a chav burglar with a common hammer? The shame of the scenario
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Crossbow the bugger
If you live in York and you maintain that you thought he was Scottish (Burberry looks a bit like tartan), you'll get away with it!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I saw a Jet Li movie where he fucked someone up with a pencil
can't remember what it was called, it was from when he was good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Steven Seagull killed someone with a credit-card.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Seagal is a big fucking phoney.
Jet Li is real.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# No! I base my whole life experience on that idea...
:(
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# well you'll have to change
I wouldn't brandish a credit card upon getting attacked by a chav. He'll kick your arse and buy 5 playstations and a case of 20-20 before you wake up.

Take a pencil out with you next time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *cough*
:P
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# THAT is woo
I shall learn this visaijstsu
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Card-Fu Master (card)
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I am perfecting hidden techniques right now
Woe to any scum
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Vin Diesel killed someone with his teacup
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# so? van Damme knocked a snake unconscious.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Arnold Schwartzenegger survived being on MARS without a goddamn spacesuit
he's literally so hard that he just fucking stands there and takes intense atmospheric pressure on the chin. and in the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I find it hard to top that
but Dolph Lundgren probably has.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# He-Man in Vietnam , beating up Van Damme!
(uNiversal Soldier btw)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Kiss of The Dragon?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz4-Ntfn3TU

Jet Li/Jackie Chan film out soon.
Looks sa-weeeeeeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I'm not sure
I think it happens at the start of whatever movie he's in and it's in some sort of classroom.

Lots of bone breakages, great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I liked the bit in Grosse Point Blank when Cusack stabbed a guy in the neck with a pen.
 
I must get that on DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Cusak is probably the least tough guy in the world
but it's a good film.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# it's always the ones you least suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# This is disgusting.
Next they'll outlaw Hover-boards.

DAMN President Culkin.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Hahaha
MANURE? I HATE MANURE!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# "There's something very familar about all this".
First person to make a real Hover-Board.

Billionare over night.

I'd buy ten, TEN I TELLS YA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Oooh, very dedicated, are you!
Good show.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)