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I've not been on hardly at all

due to being drunk in the real world. Riding my new bike and basically being a cunt elsewhere.
Congratulations on making your profile uglier.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

haha

you're making me self-conscious, I was thinking about doing a full nude for my 15000 posts, but now I think I might just post my cock.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

post mine.

I'm a buff god as you know.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

Yours is egg shaped and made of chocolate.

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Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

I think any woman

is going to consider that a bonus.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

It'd melt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

and?

I'm sure he meant my egg and not my huge cock. ( which is not huge but large, I don't want to be sued ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

My cock is, quite frankly, miniscule.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

but will it melt

if I put 30 years of technique into licking it?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

non-stop?

Very probably. Or erode.

At some point I will have to let go though. I can't hold it for 30 years.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

you sir,

are a nonsense. A NONSENSE. And I submit this to you most disdainfully with a flourish of my perfumed handkerchief.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

Have we swapped roles?

EXCELLENT.

Ooooh I appear to have lots of beer and no top on.

Anyway, apparently my nonsense is brilliant. You should APPRECIATE it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

haha.

I hate to burst your bubble but I always have a top on.
I'm quite a soft bastard when it comes to warmth.
I love your nonsense. I love you. I will however expect you to come supplied with a gag.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

I think think bets are off on that one.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

I've seen two pictures of you

and there's nipples in BOTH.

I do not come supplied with a gag, but you have one on the end of both arms.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

I'm sure I gave you instructions

per giving me the horn? I may have to pop out for a minute now,

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

My work here is done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

haha are you rory bremner?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

You can wish all you like

still no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

your cock's a fucking digrace if it can hide behind a mini easter egg

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

I tucked it in

for international ladyboy day. did you not see my lipstick?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

haha

I tried to tuck my cock in before, but it made me bow-legged.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)