I told you, send a Jiffy bag of photos ofyourself frottaging a policeman and you're in.
I've lined up a cushy number as head of political analysis, that ok?
(I've lined up a cushy number as head of political analysis, that ok?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:17,
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That'll be lovely.Let me see...
Politics; all bad. Unless it's against CO2 or something.
Will that do?
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:22,
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no no no no noPolitics: it's all lies unless you're a financial friend of the newspaper.
If someone says "CO2" or "green" or "environment" and they aren't a friend it's "A transparently cynical smokescreen of made up figures to conceal the real damage". If they are a friend it's "A brave and controversial attempt to strike a blow against the havock wreaked on the environment by the previous administration"
(If someone says "CO2" or "green" or "environment" and they aren't a friend it's "A transparently cynical smokescreen of made up figures to conceal the real damage". If they are a friend it's "A brave and controversial attempt to strike a blow against the havock wreaked on the environment by the previous administration"
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:28,
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*takes notes**explains this at the interview*
*gets job*
*hates job*
*hates world*
*becomes alcoholic*
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:30,
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don't become an alcoholicbecome cynical and abusive to your fellow man. Then you'll be like a thinner, better-paid version of me.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:32,
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