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(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Free antiques with the Daily Hate?
How well-researched!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# FREE BARBARA TAYLOR BRADFORD DVD?!?!?!?!
*sprints to W H Smith*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# it's an offer, not an instruction
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I didn't know she'd been arrested.
About bloody time, the evil mare
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# it's the DvD that was arrested
for hate-crimes.
We should free it because it's her fault, not the DvD's.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Arf! I see at the top that free gifts are still going too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Queen of hearts commerative Faberge Dogs Egg.
only 12 monthly payments of £29.99
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Watch in delight as they slowly
go white, then to dust in your own home.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# You do realise...
That by then it will probably be rebranded to the "Daily E-mail" and suited business men floating along the hoverlators into the under maglevground to get through london whilst readind it on the inner optical display on there glasses / contact lenses.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# That was a plot device in a Little Nemo comic.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Nemo

Not exactly, but damn close.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# check out here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=69637mM5-vM
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# THAT SICKENS ME!
The thought that the Daily mail might still be going in a thousand years :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# But you're biased, as you work for the Guardian.

And if you could put in a word for me there, that'd be great. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# He works at the Grauniad?
But he can spell!
/1980's newspaper stereotype joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I do all their artwork
and the page 7 animation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I sense lies
where is my liemonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Private eye joke
I remember all that, I read the Indescribablyboring these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I told you, send a Jiffy bag of photos of
yourself frottaging a policeman and you're in.
I've lined up a cushy number as head of political analysis, that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# That'll be lovely.

Let me see...

Politics; all bad. Unless it's against CO2 or something.

Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# no no no no no
Politics: it's all lies unless you're a financial friend of the newspaper.

If someone says "CO2" or "green" or "environment" and they aren't a friend it's "A transparently cynical smokescreen of made up figures to conceal the real damage". If they are a friend it's "A brave and controversial attempt to strike a blow against the havock wreaked on the environment by the previous administration"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *takes notes*

*explains this at the interview*

*gets job*

*hates job*

*hates world*

*becomes alcoholic*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# don't become an alcoholic
become cynical and abusive to your fellow man. Then you'll be like a thinner, better-paid version of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice to know my great grandkids will have to still put up with that shite.
probably with alfayed instigating it all from atop his glass pyramid of terror!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)