b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8278654 (Thread)

# YOU KNOW WHAT. I'M GOING TO POST THIS:
I MADE IT FOR MY PROFILE BUT FUCK IT I'M A REBEL AND SHIT LIKE THAT.

(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# HE IS A CAT
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I NEED TO GET THAT BACK.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Ooh.
Multiple choice. I'll go for a)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# The correct answer was:
ATOMS DON'T EXIST.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
#
They're a figcake of my imagination?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Figs actually don't exist, and neither do you or I.
I published a totally scientific book you see and it's totally syence and acurit
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)
# That's all well and good
Except it doesn't fucking exist. How's them (nonexistant) apples? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Well. Eh? Eh? Eh?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# They flavour in my mouth. BUT IT'S NOT EVEN REAL. WHAT'S THE INTERNET? WHY ARE ELECTRICITY?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)
#
What is love?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Sticky?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# WOAH-OH-OH! DANG-DANG!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# yes.
yes.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)
# hahahaah.
HELLO I AM CHINESE. AAAAAHHHHH I LIKE TO USE CHOPING STICKS TO EAT MY NOODLES BECAUSE I AM DUMB.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)
# MY EYES ARE LIKE HORIZONTAL VAGINAS.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)
# THIS IS HOW YOU JUSTIFY SKULLFUCKING ASIANS.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)
# R U RLY AZN?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# YOU DON'T COME HERE FOR THE HUNTING, DO YOU?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# ttssattsr is...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ...
...CERTAINLY NOT MADE OF ATOMS.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ...
IS MADE OF CATS AND GELATINE
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I fucking hope so.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)
# my cat is asleep on my foot
and appears to be dreaming about twitching her legs all over the place.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)
# What is her name?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Maddie
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Audrey
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Betty-Joe?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# This pussy has an asshole.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Stop playing with the lipstick.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# GoooooodByyyyeeeeeeeee Hooooooorssseeeeeeeeeeeeszzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)
# MEOW
FEED ME OR FACE THE SPHINCTER OF DOOOOOM
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)