No...
and I will explain this in the most graphical terms to warn off anybody trawling through the archives... it is Ms Vorderman in 'that' dress and... (can't do it. yet. must. go on...) and Ms Vorderman climbing out of a pool in a biki*
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Fri 21 Feb 2003, 1:23,
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