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# MY FEEESH. LET ME SHOW YOU IT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Lampreymouths freak me the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)
# that's what the inside of your urethra looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)
# No it isn't.
I used to repair urethroscopes for a living.


I SEEN A PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)
# tell me that wasn't your idea of fun.
 
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:11, archived)
# No but we did mess around with the training machine from time to time.
I got a urethroscopy down to ten minutes, most dotors take around fifteen.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)
# It seemed like a good way to maintain the 'freakier than thou' attitude I had at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:37, archived)
# most urethras look normal. yours looks like a lamprey face.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:19, archived)
# don't act like you don't love it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:20, archived)
# i like it when the teeth nip at my inserted glass rod.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:21, archived)
# ARE WE HAVING CYBERSEX RIGHT NOW?
THIS IS AWKWARD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:22, archived)
# I FINISHED ALREADY, SO HURRY UP.
LUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:31, archived)
# I LOVE THIS KIND OF THING
LIKE HOW PAC MAN WAS ACTUALLY PUCK MAN IN JAPAN (HE IS A HOCKEY PUCK) BUT THEY CHANGED THE NAME SO NOBODY WOULD DO A GRAFFITI ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:34, archived)
# FLICK MY BIC.
that was the classic from my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:41, archived)
# They should change the name to Puttprostitute.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:35, archived)
# you know whatever they may change it to, people are still just gonna spray CUNT all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:40, archived)
# i hope they change it to 'CUNI'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:42, archived)
# does it?
you should get to the clinic then. a nice course of penecillin will sort that in no time
(barandis, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# a picture of one is better than the real thing, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:11, archived)
# I dunno, I reckon I could beat a lamprey in a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:15, archived)
# I'd totally punch that lamprey in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)
# Does anyone know how I'd go about sourcing a lamprey for a boxing match?
I'm totally set on following through with my above statement.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:21, archived)
# Happy B3taday Gronky!
have a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:44, archived)
# YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT I AM HAVING A VERY GOOD ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)
# I TOTALLY REARRANGED ALL MY FURNITURE AND MY HOUSE SEEMS A LOT BIGGER NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:53, archived)
# ALSO I SEEM TO BE A LOT MORE CHATTY THAN EVERYONE ELSE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)
# YOU'RE REALLY HIGH.
I WOULD CHAT BUT I'M NERVOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)
# NO NO COME ON LET'S CHAT BUT MAYBE NOT HERE BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED A STUPID SIDESCROLLING BAR ON THE BOARD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# NO CHAT HERE. CHAT RELOCATION.
^ UPWARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)
# SORRY. I WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:31, archived)
# it's like a donkey punch, only wetter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:22, archived)