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# The legend of Old Witch-King


Slyph came up with the idea and I put it together.
(I helped save b3ta! coccyx approves this message, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# haha!
as a fellow scaly manfish, i heartily approve.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)
# heh.
I still haven't watched* the second series, but I believe this is something to do with the Mighty Boosh..

* though I did tape it off the telly and put it aside for a rainy day to watch all at once
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:44, archived)
# The second series is the best one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)
# so I am reliably informed.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)
#
www.filedropper.com/displayimages/40f104e6b7b2554da5d58e959a66eb08.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)
# those photographs are in the wrong order.
 
BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:56, archived)
# hahahaha
THIS IS ART.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:59, archived)
# MY FEEESH. LET ME SHOW YOU IT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Lampreymouths freak me the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)
# that's what the inside of your urethra looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)
# No it isn't.
I used to repair urethroscopes for a living.


I SEEN A PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)
# tell me that wasn't your idea of fun.
 
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:11, archived)
# No but we did mess around with the training machine from time to time.
I got a urethroscopy down to ten minutes, most dotors take around fifteen.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)
# It seemed like a good way to maintain the 'freakier than thou' attitude I had at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:37, archived)
# most urethras look normal. yours looks like a lamprey face.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:19, archived)
# don't act like you don't love it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:20, archived)
# i like it when the teeth nip at my inserted glass rod.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:21, archived)
# ARE WE HAVING CYBERSEX RIGHT NOW?
THIS IS AWKWARD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:22, archived)
# I FINISHED ALREADY, SO HURRY UP.
LUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:31, archived)
# I LOVE THIS KIND OF THING
LIKE HOW PAC MAN WAS ACTUALLY PUCK MAN IN JAPAN (HE IS A HOCKEY PUCK) BUT THEY CHANGED THE NAME SO NOBODY WOULD DO A GRAFFITI ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:34, archived)
# FLICK MY BIC.
that was the classic from my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:41, archived)
# They should change the name to Puttprostitute.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:35, archived)
# you know whatever they may change it to, people are still just gonna spray CUNT all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:40, archived)
# i hope they change it to 'CUNI'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:42, archived)
# does it?
you should get to the clinic then. a nice course of penecillin will sort that in no time
(barandis, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# a picture of one is better than the real thing, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:11, archived)
# I dunno, I reckon I could beat a lamprey in a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:15, archived)
# I'd totally punch that lamprey in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)
# Does anyone know how I'd go about sourcing a lamprey for a boxing match?
I'm totally set on following through with my above statement.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:21, archived)
# Happy B3taday Gronky!
have a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:44, archived)
# YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT I AM HAVING A VERY GOOD ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)
# I TOTALLY REARRANGED ALL MY FURNITURE AND MY HOUSE SEEMS A LOT BIGGER NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:53, archived)
# ALSO I SEEM TO BE A LOT MORE CHATTY THAN EVERYONE ELSE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)
# YOU'RE REALLY HIGH.
I WOULD CHAT BUT I'M NERVOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)
# NO NO COME ON LET'S CHAT BUT MAYBE NOT HERE BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED A STUPID SIDESCROLLING BAR ON THE BOARD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# NO CHAT HERE. CHAT RELOCATION.
^ UPWARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)
# SORRY. I WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:31, archived)
# it's like a donkey punch, only wetter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:22, archived)
# TOTAL SASS.
www.qwantz.com/archive/001192.html

okay enough comics I am going to the pub.
GOODNIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:41, archived)
# have a good drink.
i was given a bottle of amarula. it tastes like elephant pus.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:50, archived)
# That was the first drink I got pissed on as a teenager.
Well, it was the first time I got pissed of my own free will rather than my parents playing a joke on me but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:58, archived)
# i'm tasting it for the first time.
it is not pleasant. fuck africa.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:13, archived)
# I can't say I've drunk it since.
Actually, I can't drink anything with an elephant on it.

Especially carlsberg elephant beer. Just thinking about that stuff makes me retch these days.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)
# ugh. you just reminded me of tusker beer, which every bad indian restaurant here serves.
"no thanks, water is fine."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)
# GOODNIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
THANKYOU FOR STAYING BACK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)
# NINJA TEENS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)
# hahah what is going ON right now
i don't know! good god i'm still laughing from this. goodnight everyone
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# manpeach
motherlicker
modern gentlemen
and scaley man-fish
this is quite possibly as good as it gets
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Bit of Canesten on that'll sort it right out though...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)