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# Ice Cream Warning
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:01, archived)
# There's an icecream truck that drives down the dodgy alley behind my house at 3 o clock every afternoon.
I'm scared to approach the fucker, even though I'd like to see if their drugs are good.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)
# ACTUALLY I DON'T DO DRUGS PLEASE IGNORE THE ABOVE MESSAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:05, archived)
# NO DRUGS IN YOU. THEY'RE REALLY ANTI-HEALTHY, YOU KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# I TAKE A MULTIVITAMIN AND I EAT A SPINACH ROLL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# SPINACH IS A FORM OF HEROIN. WHICH, I'VE BEEN INFORMED, IS A DRUGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:09, archived)
# why are you all shouting?

ning board
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:13, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU NOT SHOUTING.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM, MOTHERFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)
# and happy b3taday to you

you silly old arse
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:19, archived)
# SHIT, IT'S 8AM.
I ASSUMED IT WAS STILL POWER PINKY TIME. I MEAN. IT MUST BE, GRONKPAN IS HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)
# THIS IS NOW THE PLACE FOR THE HIP KIDS TO CHAT. ON THE WEB.
LOUDLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# FINALLY
I AM COOL, MUCH LIKE JOHNNY VAUGHAN.
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)
# YOU TRENDY HAIR WEARING KID, YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)
# I HOPE NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE USING THE CAPS LOCK
THAT WOULD BE LIKE HAVING ALL OF MY TEACHINGS UNDERMINED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:19, archived)
# THIS WAS ALWAYS THE PLACE AND TIME FOR THIS THING
ALSO: I REALLY CAN'T GET AWAY WITH CALLING MYSELF A KID ANYMORE, I'M NEARING 30.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:13, archived)
# YOU'RE LOUD ON THE INTERNET. I THINK THAT MAKES YOU COOLER AND STUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THINK"?
ALSO: I NEED TO GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING MORE FUN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)
# AM I NOT COOL ENOUGH. YOU'RE SO GOING ON IGNORE.
GO TO THE PUB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:19, archived)
# OK IT SEEMS THAT I AM NOW HOSTING A PARTY TONIGHT.
I TEXTED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE DURING THE DAY AND ONE BY ONE THEY ARE FINISHING AT WORK.

OH MY THIS IS AN ODD THING, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY CELEBRATED A B3TADAY BEFORE AND NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY IRL FRIENDS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)
# THAT'S SO LAME. IT'S SO LAME YOU'RE LEAVING THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)
# I'M STILL HERE FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR OR SO.
BUT YES I AGREE THAT THINGS ARE MORE LAME WHEN I AM NOT HERE.

SORRY ABOUT THAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Hahahahappy b3taday gronkpan sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:53, archived)
# robot saviour!
beware: monster.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)
# IS IT REALLY?
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LIE TO ENTICE ME TO MY DOOOM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:43, archived)
# doom is also delicious.
night night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
# GOODNIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)