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# On the Ning Nang Nong where the cows go 'bong!' and the teapots needle nardle noo...


ITS TUESDAY 0912 MUDDYFUNSTERS!

THE WHOLE OF YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS POINT!

OUR TIME IS NOW!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Toats!
0912 is a great time

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Especially if you're 0913, 14, or perhaps 1137
Because you've still got your turn to go!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Tuesday...
the day God invented so that Monday wasn't quite the shittest day of the week.

Nice toats though
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)
# YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TRUE THIS IS.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
# HAPY B3TADAY PRONGCAN
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)
# YES.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# HAPPY B3TA CUMBUCKET
I LOVE RANDOM BUCKET INSULTS :D
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# merry slagbuns
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Swinty cullicus, Sherpa Tee!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *grills*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *Bears*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *grins*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *bums*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)
# o rly?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ya rly!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# please to be explain
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Hello my good friend.
My father, who is president of a company here in Africa ...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# AFRICA? Can you send me a parakeet?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)
# In exchange for your bank details
I can do anything.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Sounds like a date to me.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I prefer the term
"Business transaction"
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# You're no fun anymore :(
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# DON'T.
The other day my 7yo nephew was asking about WWII (he'd been learning about it at school), and so I'd fielded the questions sensibly, until he suddenly told me "YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ANY MORE!" and stormed off.

The fucking little shit.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Kids are wankers though. So who gives a fuck in fairness. You can sex and drink, you've got that on your side.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Exactly.
"What the fuck am I - a clown? How many pubes have you got? Can YOU afford to pay for the next round? How many times have YOU done it to a lady?"
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# shame your post is timed at 0913 :p
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Why?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)