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# I'll see your tuppence
and raise you a quite excellent set of thruppeny bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i'll call
show me what you got!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Nice try.
You haven't even plied me with mead yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# mead ftw
who fancies a mead binge?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# A bead minge?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# mmmm textury
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# not just now thanks
I'm drunk and in charge of a combine harvester...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *plies*

*plies some more*

*plies with jolly rogers rohypnol infused mead*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# You're plying yourself.
This is like all first dates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Phwoar
I'll raise you a Dubloon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'm not sure if dbroon would be too happy with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# He's already in my pile.
Due to being my very own manwench.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# OH IS THAT SO?
What's this pile you speak of? Did it evolve from a mound? I am so perplexed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ssshh
don't anger mistress, she will beat us

gaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Okay okay okay. Let me get this right...
If I anger her, she beats you? :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# pretty much whatever happens
the man pile takes a thrashing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# You told me you enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# only for fear of future thrashings
if we complained
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Fear/love, it's all the same to me.
Get in the cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Pff! Gutted at you guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# "Get him boys!"
*man pile rises and drags Ttssattsr to it's hairy, sweaty core
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# YOU CAN'T GET ME. I'm safe in trousers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# that's what you think
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY
aren't myou meant to at least buy me dinner before trying to undo my flies?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *scuttles down leg*
*snuggles in the kneepit*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *Seals leg at either end
GOT 'IM
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# RIGHT.
Sit. Now.


Everyone behave or you will all feel the force of my mighty wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hehehe, 'mound'.
In my pile of bargaining chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Haha! Mound... that sounds a bit like..
BOTTOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I see your tuppence
and managed to take a sneaky photo of it too.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Oh you FIEND.
Show me your baguette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Yeah
stuffed with lettuce and bacon, overflowing with mayonaise
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Oh shut UP
I've just eaten and now I'm hungry again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# sorry
I'd offer you my sandwiches but they ARE MINE MINE MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)