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# hahaha.
I wish mine went sprong! when I tried it.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# You have tentacles?
Hello you. Mrs Nobody says 'Hi'
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I'm not sure.
I can't see down there any more because of the jelly belly.

I return the 'Hi' to your good lady.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# But not to you Nobby
he's sailed around the entire area of the planet earth, bought nine castles each in every country in Europe, and has successfully inseminated a 9mm pistol and now he's after YOUR woman.

And there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing at all. It's a biological certainty that Mrs. Nobby will succum instantly to his famous, inresistable pick-up lines "would you like to have sex some time?" and "I'm pretty handsome, aren't I?". I would hire a private detective now to catch her so you can at least keep your meager savings from his manly, muscular grasp.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I am afraid.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# tenataclist
Just because I don't have tentacles doesn't mean you can discriminate against me!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)