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it's not live, it's drumsticks

i've just been checking my receipts and realised the shop never charged me for a huge bag of drumsticks. i did used to have a live chicken, it was a rhode island red called lenny henry.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

I want a chicken.

That'd be ace. I'd call him Percival.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

I'd have a duck with "Percival" as its middle name.

And Christopher as its first.
Chris P. Duck

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

Oh bravo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

This is what he'll look like

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

He am lully.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

Yes, he am :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)

i'd like a couple of dorkings

but i can't really keep them in a suburban communal garden :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

Couple of what?

Get a chameleon. Call him Kro'nth'Ptaa-Ech.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

dorking.

very old breed of chicken

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

Ahhhhh.

I know NOWT about fowl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

My Dad used to work at Chessington zoo

They had a penguin called Pringle

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

Catch a baby fox and then domesticate it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)