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Optimized to '0' quality and it's still just over 50kb :(
136kb version
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I really like these ones.
I saw the one you did for postbear, and that was lovely too.
Well done sir!
Edit: Unoptimised is awesomer :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Excellent work
looks very intricate indeed!

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# My fucking screwed up mind:
Let me show you it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# that's lovely!
it looks like etching or even machined enamel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# are you some kind of
closet aristocrat with your Fabergé noticing ways?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# noooooo
.....i just like antique enamel...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# come and clean
my bath then. Badumm tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# pff
was it designed by mackintosh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# It's the lesse known
Victorian designer, Armitage Shanks. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# ah.
does your bathroom light at least have a tiffany-glass shade?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hello lovely lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# same to you!
i'm in a good mood today, i got free chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Free food is fucking excellent.
Or is it a live chicken? If so call it Fae. In fact, fuck it, call it Fae anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Does she *have* to fuck it?
Can't she just call it Fae?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# If she calls it Fae then she'll be overcome
with a sudden urge to fuck it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# so are you saying that your natural horny fuckability is as a result of your name?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# It's why I get my bitches to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# That and the uncanny resembelence.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Now I understand everything
Thank you all.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I'm gonna go and get a beer now
and call it Fae. I shall then do unspeakable things to it with my general mouth parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# As if you could do anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# it's not live, it's drumsticks
i've just been checking my receipts and realised the shop never charged me for a huge bag of drumsticks. i did used to have a live chicken, it was a rhode island red called lenny henry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I want a chicken.
That'd be ace. I'd call him Percival.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I'd have a duck with "Percival" as its middle name.
And Christopher as its first.
Chris P. Duck
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Oh bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# This is what he'll look like
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# He am lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Yes, he am :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# i'd like a couple of dorkings
but i can't really keep them in a suburban communal garden :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Couple of what?
Get a chameleon. Call him Kro'nth'Ptaa-Ech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# dorking.
very old breed of chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Ahhhhh.
I know NOWT about fowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# My Dad used to work at Chessington zoo
They had a penguin called Pringle
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Catch a baby fox and then domesticate it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I'm afraid not.
We used to have a faux one in the bedroom but I accidentally broke it. I hated it.

Bathroom shade is etched glass though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# i love tiffany glass
i like art nouveau glass, too, especially if it's encased in pewter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Hello.
I thought I saw you today, but I don't think I did. And even if I did, I'm not shouting 'PASANONIC' at rush hour without being sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hehe.
you are getting mightily obsessed with seeing me around recently. You need to remember I'm currently oop North.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# What can I say, Manc lads do it for me.
My ex (who looks remarkably similar to one of the lads out of Superbad) came from Stockport. Which isn't far, as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Indeed no.
It's not far from Manchester although in a different county. It's not far from me in Cheshire.

I screwed that up. I meant in a different county from me but not that far. In fact Stockport used to be in Cheshire when I was a lad. I think they moved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Well he took me to Manchester.
So there. He and all his mates hung around on that...bit with the big steps. Near Starbucks.

Even then I wondered why.

(I should point out this is about 7 years ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I have no idea where you mean.
I can't recall where a starbucks is in town. I avoid the centre now if I can.

Most of the half-wits and chavs hang around in the Arndale Centre or if they are having a treat and a day out they go to the Trafford Centre
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# It's a big outside bit
FULL of goffik teenagers.

Does that help?


I nicked his virginity. But that's another story for another time.

How was your day? Did you hit things with other things and grunt a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I'd guess somewhere around Affleck's Palace,
but I don't know if there's a starbucks around there.
I'm with Pasanonic and generally avoided the centre when I lived there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Afflecks Palace.
I've been there, that's where the big white snowbeasty thing is, yes? I bought beads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Could well be.
It's a confusing maze with lots of little stalls and tattooists and music shops and things.
I bought my devil fancy dress costume there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I barely remember it at all.
I was all enamoured and teenaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I've sat on my arse drinking coffee
and watched TV all day and exchanged pleasantries and not so pleasantries with people from the Home Office and my MP.

I expect it was the Town Hall in St Peter's Square.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# That must have been nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I have a lovely old enamel wood burner in my garden
It's waiting for me to build a work shop round it
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# sounds lovely
but i can't get the image of an aga out of my head now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# like an arga
But about 18" square on top and about 2' 6" high
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Woo
at least this one isnt moving
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# What on earth are you on about?

:p
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Argh!!!
My eyes!!
:D
Edit: How long do these take?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# You gave me nightmares with this.
I had a cheese named after me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# "MrPineapple Organic Grass Fed Free Range Unpasteurised Cheddar"?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Well that's these eyes broken.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
#
(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Let me ask
did you just animate that with 2 frames? One normal one negative?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# save if as a gif I'm sure that will help :)
(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Unfortunately not
.gif and .png make a far worse job of it. The problem is, despite the fact that it's not obvious, there are a lot of colours and gradiations in there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# That's a side effect of being a racist dick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Shut it whitey.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I was beeeing the sarcastic
try a raw tiff thats good for internets
(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Nah, bmp is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# RIS?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# i knew it was yours before i finished scrolling
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)