You get to run around the office telling people off for the slightest 'errors'.OMG YOU PRINTED IN COLOUR WHEN YOU DIDN'T NEED TO, YOUR DESK IS THREE INCHES TOO WIDE.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:34,
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When someone's talking and they can't think of the correct word for a secondyou get to shout REDEX! REDEX! up in their face.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:37,
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And when the boss likes something that someone sayshe writes it on the front door.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:39,
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And everyone else moans about it for the rest of the day. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:40,
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Also, you can give the boss money so you can have a small picture on your desk next to your nameplate. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:42,
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but if you're bad they make you sit on the naughty step out back in the alley with the shitrags.
postbear has metal knees,
Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:41,
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homeless people use vista.they moved on up from web tv.
( postbear has metal knees,
Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:45,
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WhoaI'd forgotten all about webtv. Making websites around that time was a fucking nightmare. Nothing was compatible with anything else and every implementation was completely different.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:49,
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web tv ought to be the next challenge after the crap song one.HEY DAYSHIFT! NIGHTSHIFT IS COMING TO FUCK YOU UP!
( postbear has metal knees,
Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:52,
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YER DARN TOOTIN', PILGRIM
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:33,
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