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# i hope he lubed or mr Tiger will be a bit peeved...
EDIT: of i mean't tiger...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# pssst...
tiger

EDIT reminds me of the legendary phone gag - give someone a phone message with Knowsley Safari Park's number on it and get them to ask for Mr. Lyon.

Laugh? We nearly shat.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# we have not laughed so much since grandma died
or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# this is genuinelty unsettling me
as a mental image it's quite memorable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# it's from Derek and Clive's Fireman Song
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# The next lines are so true of b3tans....

We, are miserable sinners,
Filthy buggers.
AAAaarrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssseeeeeee HHhhhhhoooollllllllleeeeeesssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# largely true
hello new person. *shakes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Not so new....

*waves cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I question your taxonomic accuracy
*questions ivesb's taxonomic accuracy*

That's oddly enough my 3rd most used staraction of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Mr?
Looks sumatran to me cos its not very big
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Looks Sumatran to me as well
because it does
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yes i think so
narrow stripes - check
bigger paws for swimming - check
big teeth for eating - yoiks ..run!
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)