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# This is so wrong
I'm terribly sorry

(cvk is 90% sugar free, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# have you shopped an asian gentleman
onto the cock behind that tiger?
For shame...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# yes indeed
it's a she-tiger by the way
(cvk is 90% sugar free, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# you can tell
if it was a man-tiger it'd have a huge magenta cock lolling all over the place, possibly spluffing into the faces of surprised celebrities in wooyay clips.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# that makes it all alright
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# i hope he lubed or mr Tiger will be a bit peeved...
EDIT: of i mean't tiger...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# pssst...
tiger

EDIT reminds me of the legendary phone gag - give someone a phone message with Knowsley Safari Park's number on it and get them to ask for Mr. Lyon.

Laugh? We nearly shat.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# we have not laughed so much since grandma died
or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# this is genuinelty unsettling me
as a mental image it's quite memorable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# it's from Derek and Clive's Fireman Song
`
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# The next lines are so true of b3tans....

We, are miserable sinners,
Filthy buggers.
AAAaarrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssseeeeeee HHhhhhhoooollllllllleeeeeesssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# largely true
hello new person. *shakes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Not so new....

*waves cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I question your taxonomic accuracy
*questions ivesb's taxonomic accuracy*

That's oddly enough my 3rd most used staraction of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Mr?
Looks sumatran to me cos its not very big
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Looks Sumatran to me as well
because it does
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yes i think so
narrow stripes - check
bigger paws for swimming - check
big teeth for eating - yoiks ..run!
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# that tiger looks like a chinese man.
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Why?

* Doesn't everyone do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Fuck it hard!!!
ningles dayshifters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# who are you calling a Shed?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# take that back_ I've never be so Creosoted in my life!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# ^ What he said?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Don't you start too!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# when did you put your M back ?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I never took it off!
Not recently,anyway.
Has someone been playing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# no mate, i thought you dropped the big m
my mistake, it's an age thing.

and by the way, my shirt turned up yesterday, you will shortly be the only other person in the world to own one, let me now what you think either way.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I did
but that was in February!!!
I changed back a coupla weeks later due to popular demand*


*4 people mentioned it
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Chinese Man is Owner of Most Soporific Cock, Claims Report
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)