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# fear! fear hard!
Gaaaah! I'm knackered but have another 25 minutes left at work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# ?
you sit behind a desk and check drunk people in, how hard can it be??
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# he doesn't even have a desk!
it's no more than a table
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# fucking ikea check in desk.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i am going to bed
right now

byeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# fucking ikea bed!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Do you mind Sir? I did no get me desk from Ikea!
I got it from Oxfam.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Although it may well have come from Ikea originally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I have a desk
and a counter now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# God that would be a nice job to have!
I wish it were that! Besides I started today at 8am.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# ooooo have to change the bog roll once in a while?
I swear, my poor father would turning in his grave. 80 yrs down the pit before he even went to infant school. Another 60 at the mill before breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# he was loocky!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Lick 'road clean wi'tongue.
*refuses to put t' as being from Sheffield this annoys her intensely*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Aye, 't's silen'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Exactly.
Fucking exactly.


I have a very southern accent now, due to my parents being dirty defectors but damn it, I can do an excellent one when I want to and frequently do when I go home or speak to family. Oh, and I can't say 'bath' properly. Path and other '-ath' words I pronounce in the same way everyone round here does, but bath, never. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Oh shit
that reminds me...


*goes off to book hotel*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# That's no book hotel,
it's just hiding in the Library until it shuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# funniest reply ever
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 8:54, archived)