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# I'm unutterably with it.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I think Simon Amstell
puts his wig on a crocodile at night so no one steals it.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# now see
I like him, and I like miquita
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Miquita is great.
I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# her mother
is from bury st edmunds, or something
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I read somewhere that she and Lily Allen are best friends.
That thrilled me enormously.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# as in lesbe friends, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# :(((
Don't cheapen this for me!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I read last week
that lilly fancies chubbies so it wouldn't work. you, however....!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *ears prick up*
What now?
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I think
we'd make a lovely couple. I can do rhyming too.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I read that she is after Jermain Defoe the football player.
God, celebrity gossip rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I saw Nicky from BB8
in the street once. She was wearing purple and yellow eyeshadow and looked miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# here
www.heatworld.com/img/upload/500x400/1000036485.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# James Corden is/used to
going out with Sheridan Smith, who I quite fancy — apart from when she's in 2 Pints.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I'm not that chubby!

*eats hurriedly*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# well no
but that's how they KNEW she is a chubby chase.
conclusive proof and facts.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Good work, soldier.
You have applied scientific principles to excellent effect.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I like him too.
Shall we go and tell him?

I too like Miquita. In fact, I think I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Steals his wig
or steals his crocodile?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Both.
There are some sneaky characters out there but it is a well known fact that wig snatchers are scared of crocodiles and crocodile thieves are scared of wigs.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)