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# Still would though...

* Has a good supply of paper bags
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I wouldn't, not even with yours.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# It's nice that you care enough about me...
Thank you..

* Takes the kind advice and himself in hand
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# you might not have a choice
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I'll do some cervix punching
but only because it'll hurt her.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# 0_o
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# You knows it.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# someone's on the fanny warpath
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Always.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# or always ultra
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# hopefully there won't be *that* much blood
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I accidentally clicked ^this.
Would you mind editing it and saying something hilarious?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Just for that, no.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Your womb attacking gloves m'am
*hands over gauntlets
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Why thank you.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Angry sex is the best sex of all.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# You speak the truth.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I try not to
But it slips out sometimes.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Dirty boy.
Careful or I'll coat it in marmalade and make you waggle it at zookeepers.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Oh FFS.
I spend eight hours a day doing that - can't we do something else this time?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# We could sellotape it to Verne Troyer's head
and see how long it takes him to notice.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# She would
with hers though
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)