b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8296647 (Thread)

# *demands proof*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I'll show you mine, etc. etc.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I know the Capn is a fine looking lady
but I doubt she has a penos
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Not a flesh one. No.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# concrete?
jelly?
congealed gravy?
lego?
kapok?

etc
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Pins, macrame and old copies of the radio times.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# haha
+10
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# \o/
If I had a willy it'd be terrific. I often wonder what it'd be like. I imagine ace, but I don't know how you lot walk about with giblets and trousers and allsorts to consider.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I dunno
I've been wearing my girlfriend's knickers today, they're actually quite comfortable
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Are they lacy ones or comfy ones?
I am wearing my own knickers.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# lacy black ones
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Hahaha if they're boyshorts
you and I are wearing matching pants.

edit: these are boyshorts www.sexyundergear.com/susyboyshorts1small.JPG
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# haha
yes they are, and yes we are, in that case
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Should we fight crime or something?
Also- why are you wearing them, if you don't mind me asking?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# heheh
mine are all in the wash - except for the ones which have mysteriously gone missing
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I knew it'd
be for that reason.

I've started to buy too much underwear, I've got to stop it for a bit now.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I have to disagree.
Obviously not about your girlfriend's knickers, but you know what I mean.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# With him not knowing?
I disagree also. He's up to something, obviously.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# She has,
but it's attached to Manwife
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Who is attached to the sofa.
Which is all of the metre and a bit away.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Excellent.
Get a move on then.


etc?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha splendid work madam
now gaz me a reply or I'll think you hated it*

*not my cock of course, which is lush, but the 'thing' from yesterday
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Oh I haven't... hang on.
Send. Cock. Please.


Come on, someone should.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)