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# give her a rope.
one less crook to feed
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I love how much people respect 'innocent until proven guilty' in this country.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I'm not in your stinkin county
and yeah I don't really respect the judicial process in regards to humour...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Hey!
It's just the South of the country that smells, the North is fine. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7354538.stm
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# adds a whole new dimension to the soap avoiding pommy
thanks for telling me, i'll tell my mates
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# :(
HEY!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Don't blame me,
blame 'Euro-whiff'
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# use soap pom
it's that white stuff comes in sortof small hard cakes
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# No, that's lard.
No wonder you all look so greasy.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# soap is lard (well tallow, still it's animal fat)
and caustic soda and perfume. Since when did we buff Aussies look greasy?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# You're all red faced and greasy/sweaty.
Like 70 year old emphysema sufferers on holiday somewhere warm, but all the time.

To be fair, it is too hot for humans over there, we didn't expect you to survive. Or start coming back to our fair isle in droves and start cluttering up London. Are there any Australians between the ages of 20 and 25 left over there?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Yeah, I fit that age category. I'm also sortof pasty white
but it's better than warm beer, smelly people, constant rain and endless whinging.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# That'll be why you're all over here then.
And I'd take warm beer over rampant bigotry and lack of intellectuals any day.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# rampant bigotory?
Like: bigot is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of opinions, lifestyles, or identities differing from his or her own...

bit hypocritical to say that isn't?

(I really hope you realise I'm being sarcastic and am joking...)

(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Yeah, doesn't mention intolerance of Australians, does it?
Exactly.

I'm hardly being serious. I met a nice one once.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# oh goodie, i have offended people on internets by sheer sarcasam
I now check if it seems to be going to far...

It's been a sortof interesting evolution, you sent the worst criminals out here, they survive and now the shitheads have gone back. It's simply a return to the nest really.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Oh calm down, you big girl, I am playing with you.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I'd quite enjoy you playing with me...
It's just that I've caused offense unintentionally I'm also slightly drunk. And too worried about political correctness to start posting "I'd rather be a paki than a pom"
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Australian? Pissed?
Well I'M surprised (!).

:D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I'm slightly drunk not pissed
I've still got half a bottle of scotch left...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# At least it it IS beer
and not some kind of fizzy yellow piss.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# \o/
That as well.

Plus we don't need our beer to be served at just over freezing, we don't live in what is essentially a massive people grill.

:D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# jealous of warm weather
when did you last see the sun?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Yesterday, it was lovely and sunny yesterday.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# for how many minutes?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I only got up at half one, I was on a day off.
Thursday was lovely as well.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# lovely?
you mean it was only overcast?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# No, it was SUNNY.
And lovely. And not an Aussie in sight. :D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ah so not perfect then
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# obviously you've drunk fosters
not boags, squires or cascade
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)