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# cuntlicking whore?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# i'm up there ^
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8301738
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# if you were a real secret agent
you'd already have it.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Curse you Dr. KittyVomit!
My only flaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# phone no. please
;)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# 0800 1111
There was this bloke who was desperate for a job. He phoned the Job Centre day and night for two weeks but they never pick up the phone.
He piles in first thing on Monday morning shouting "You bastards never pick up your phone. I've been phoning you for a job for a fortnight and I keep getting "The number you have dialled has not been recognised."

The lady behind the bullet-proof screens says "What number have you been dialling?"

Bloke says "0800 1730. It's on your door."

Lady says "Those are our opening hours, ya daft cunt!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# this true story is based upon a true story
isn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# WHAT?
they said they weren't allowed to tell people about that :'(

edit:

i love the fact my skype plugin is accepting the childline number as a real number, but not the "job centre" number
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Haha
I used to goad a friend into calling the "AIDS helpline" when we were young.
He phoned about five times in a row with all sorts of filthy (hetero) stories.

The last one he told was "I was simul-poking two girls at a party and then I licked my fingers.
Could I have got the AIDS?" and the bloke on the other end said "You've got a great
imagination and your stories have been, up until now, pretty erotic but could you please
get the fuck off the phone and let the homos have a chance".

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# did he say it
in a camp voice??

love this BBC on this day link: it's a mystery Mario
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
"unfit for work due to being a fuckwit"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# GET OFF MY BOARD
you dirty /talk scum!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# since when was this your board?
and when did you stop being a cunt kickeR?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# it's my /board when it comes to being mean to vulga
just cos he wins on being here longer than me and having more fp's...the cunt.

and i mean that in the most lovely way possible.

and since i felt like changing my name.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Heh.
Been here FAR too long.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# DON'T RUB IT IN!
GOD YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH!


(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# salt/wound?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i see
i'm having trouble locating your J78683 "Change of name and/or signature" form. You may have to re-submit and pay a fine madam
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# *rapes*
(Kitty Vomit, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Ow!
Point your strap-on in the right direction, Mrs. Lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# oh alright...
*RAPES UNTIL BLOOD IS SHED*
(Kitty Vomit, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *giggles*
Wait! This blood is stale! TO THE CANCER WARD DR. KITTYVOMIT!

Dun dun DUUUUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)