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# he's hillarious
he makes lots of pirruping sounds and if you get the milk out he'll come running and make a sound going 'meeellkk mellllk'.

and he chases the other stupid cats. he's the best.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Does he shove his bum in your face just when you're dropping off to sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# hahaha no
he sometimes sleeps on the pillow next to me.

that didn;t work so well when the ex would stay over as he'd try and sleep on his head.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# hehehe
Never let heads get between cats and their pillows.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Like that annoying Cravendale advert?
MEEEEELK!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Cravendale advert is not annoying!
Milk! Meeeeeeelk!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# more meowy.
but quite like that
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# My cat walks around the house in the middle of the night, going into rooms and going:
"Eeeeeeellllllooooooo"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
# My cat just sits on my head.
Sometimes with her front paws in both my eyes. What a fucking great purrrchase my cat was.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)