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# Sheep?
SHEEP?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Yeah, they can fuck right off, can sheep.
Evil eyed bloody telepathic bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# bullocks
they can get to fuck. fast scary bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Not as fast as cheetahs.
Just thank FUCK you're not one of them African bunnies. I thank fuck you're not an African bunny quite a lot, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I thought you like things that scare you though.
You're just being inconsistant now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Things that can be twisted into a rather fun context.
Fun can be had with masks, and I'm not having that kind of fun with sheep. Anyway, they don't scare me, they do make me uncomfortable though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Bah, pansy.
I overcame all my fears by dying inside, but it's great for freaking people out with mental imagery which will disgust the average person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# For not wanting to have sex with a barnyard animal?
Doctor botherer, not quadruped botherer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# More for being uncomfortable with sheep.
You must love that Australian film about the killer sheep then, no I can't remember what it's called.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I'm refusing to watch it.
No doubt some cruel bastard will force me to at some point but for now it's going along with Watership Down into the 'films I will never ever watch' pile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# The only films I physically can't watch are the shit ones.
I don't quite understand how you can have such idiosyncratic weaknesses and invulnerabilities though, quite singular.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# I wish I didn't.
And Animal Hospital, any show about a zoo, anything where animals are in pain or die or might die...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Yet you can watch humans in pain presumably.
It's probably the old fashion association with innocence and childhood, you know that old freudian bollocks.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Freud did talk an awful lot of bollocks.
And yes, you presume right, although god knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Well even if I could explain it,
it would be more a horrible deconstruction of your entire personality, so you'd either deny that it's true or get freaked out by the predictability and lack of free will in your own conscious mind.

People usually do that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Everyone's predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Indeed.
Although people who consciously acknowledge and act knowing that free will is just a compliation of external influences and events are hard to come by.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Well there's no point getting arrested.
That would just be counter productive, and I've spent a night in custody- it was uncomfortable. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I have very little idea what that really means, in regards to the topic, but anyway.
I had a friend who, for some convuluted reasons became fanatically methodist due to not being able to handle a relationship ending badly, and I still have the memories of trying to even form some basis of understanding between us given that she wouldn't believe that anything was predictable or cause and effect or that she could ever do anything wrong or to hurt someone.

One of the many people who if I hadn't have encountered, I probably would have been vaguely sane and happy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I'm not sure either.
I'm off on tangents all over the shop tonight. I must go and sleep soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a New Zealand film. We only claim New Zealand things if they are good...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)