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Something a bit quick, but I really like the eyes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

me too

would

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(sorry, couldn't help it)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

me too

also

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

MASKS

do more things with masks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

I have a gasmask!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

I really want a Kroenen mask.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

I looked this out especially for you

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

That's gorgeous.

I'd have that on a wall, definitely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

muchos gracias

senor

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

ITA.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

ah, sorry. I forgot.

I remember now...you wanted me to paint your ceiling. :D

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

Oh aye, that was you, wasn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

any other surfaces of your home

that you would like me to decorate? The floor perhaps? :)

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

All of them

The back wall of my baby's tank, please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

You have a baby?

Who has a tank?

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

A lizard who is my baby. Baby substitute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

ah, ok

for a second there I thought I was talking to a person with a child *shudders*

EDIT: having seen your profile, are you sure you don't have any disfiguring scars? You seem remarkably normal for b3ta (in the good sense)

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

I will eventually.

But I'm only 23, so no, not for a while.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

In a house where my father lived

we found a WW2 gas mask in the loft, and a couple of tin helmets. One of the helmets had belonged to an air raid warden apparently.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

Coooooool.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

Possibly

But I have a thing about masks. I don't like them very much. Especially full-face masks. They scare me. Always have.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

That's what I like about them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

That they scare me?

Mean.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

No, not you.

That they scare me. I like things that scare me.

If I could chick, I'd take all the masks out of your world and you could have all the sheep from mine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Sheep?

SHEEP?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Yeah, they can fuck right off, can sheep.

Evil eyed bloody telepathic bastards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

bullocks

they can get to fuck. fast scary bastards.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

Not as fast as cheetahs.

Just thank FUCK you're not one of them African bunnies. I thank fuck you're not an African bunny quite a lot, actually.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

I thought you like things that scare you though.

You're just being inconsistant now.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

Things that can be twisted into a rather fun context.

Fun can be had with masks, and I'm not having that kind of fun with sheep. Anyway, they don't scare me, they do make me uncomfortable though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)

Bah, pansy.

I overcame all my fears by dying inside, but it's great for freaking people out with mental imagery which will disgust the average person.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

For not wanting to have sex with a barnyard animal?

Doctor botherer, not quadruped botherer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

More for being uncomfortable with sheep.

You must love that Australian film about the killer sheep then, no I can't remember what it's called.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

I'm refusing to watch it.

No doubt some cruel bastard will force me to at some point but for now it's going along with Watership Down into the 'films I will never ever watch' pile.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

The only films I physically can't watch are the shit ones.

I don't quite understand how you can have such idiosyncratic weaknesses and invulnerabilities though, quite singular.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

I wish I didn't.

And Animal Hospital, any show about a zoo, anything where animals are in pain or die or might die...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

Yet you can watch humans in pain presumably.

It's probably the old fashion association with innocence and childhood, you know that old freudian bollocks.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

Freud did talk an awful lot of bollocks.

And yes, you presume right, although god knows why.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

Well even if I could explain it,

it would be more a horrible deconstruction of your entire personality, so you'd either deny that it's true or get freaked out by the predictability and lack of free will in your own conscious mind.

People usually do that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

Everyone's predictable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

Indeed.

Although people who consciously acknowledge and act knowing that free will is just a compliation of external influences and events are hard to come by.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

Well there's no point getting arrested.

That would just be counter productive, and I've spent a night in custody- it was uncomfortable. No.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

I have very little idea what that really means, in regards to the topic, but anyway.

I had a friend who, for some convuluted reasons became fanatically methodist due to not being able to handle a relationship ending badly, and I still have the memories of trying to even form some basis of understanding between us given that she wouldn't believe that anything was predictable or cause and effect or that she could ever do anything wrong or to hurt someone.

One of the many people who if I hadn't have encountered, I probably would have been vaguely sane and happy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

I'm not sure either.

I'm off on tangents all over the shop tonight. I must go and sleep soon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)

RAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a New Zealand film. We only claim New Zealand things if they are good...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

i think you mean "your world"

Edit: oh, fast ninj. peeeow

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Owww I'm like lightening, I'm frightening.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

so sooothing, and I started all grooving

YEAAAAH YEAAAHYEAAAHYEAAAAHYEAAAAH

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)

And the man at the back said 'everyone attack'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

and it turned into

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

an unexpected horse.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

hum

expected horse

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

Aaaah.

Well, I like scary films. So that's something, I'd guess. :]

And hooray for sheepses. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

don't be scared

masks are just like hats for the face.

I like your picture a lot, but I'm replying to you here because I like to brreak the mould.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Some people have a mask fetish

that's what you can tell someone when you want them to wear a paper bag on their head

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

No, that's when you chain them to a radiator and force a gimp mask on them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

I have much lower standards

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

RARGH!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

probably wouldn't

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

Oooooooh can I play?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

Go for it

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

Two can play at that game.

Although I don't seem to have this photo without the horrible blurry orangeness.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

S10 Respirator..

innit?

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

Nay. I have a photo of me wearing one and the current British Army helmet somewhere though, be damned if I know where. (There's also one with me wearing a full charcoal lined, chemical warfare suit)

The respirator in question is the old Canadian one, the C4 - not to be confused with the explosive. They all have such boring letter names.

EDIT: Here is the S10

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

See!..

They DO look similar!.. thanks for the explanation :)

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

True, the only real difference is the black filter and exhalation point.

And also that the S10 works and the C4 supposedly leaks like a bitch.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

I was sad when I had to give mine back..

..what with the current climate and all :S

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

Yeah, bloody global warming.

To be honest I can't see any situation in which I'd need a gasmask except a fire or someone flooding the house with teargas. Anything else is likely to irradiate my kidneys or melt my skin in some way.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)

Or riding the London Underground?

..hopefully not :(

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

I don't think gas masks protect you from having your arms and legs blown off.

They stop you smelling all the sweaty people though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)

exactly!

Nasty pits.. if you've ever been there.. etc..

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

Mine has asbestos in the filtery bit

I think I win.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

Yes, you win cancer.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

THE ONLY WAY..................

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

'Don't bother me now, I'm in my Thinking Mask'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

Sorry KK but...

He needed summat to protect his eyes! I did make sure his eyes still shone though

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)

Are you my mummy?

Woo!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

Hahahaha! Yes!

but he needs big round chrome goggles and to be wearing shorts over lil legs! Hahaha!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

Is that grey tube leading to the mouth for what I think it is?

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(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

hahahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Looks to me

like one of them there respirators for spray-painting and sanding plaster and suchlike.

/DIY blog

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)

is that the lead singer of ugly, flatulent roommate?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)

I like this a lot.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)