I'm hardly the person to ask.I'm like the Bishop of Bath and Welles most of the time. As long as you're funny and you brush your teeth and wear deodorant there'll be a girl out there willing to shag you. Perfecting a willingness to go down on her for at least half an hour at least once a day doesn't go amiss either. And learn how to cook at least one meal well.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:15,
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you mean you eat babies?i can cook several really fancy meals, my mum taught me
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Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:19,
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Good work.So now all you need to do is be able to breath through your ears and you're away.
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Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:20,
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My dad told me that was a handy skill to havewhen i was about 10 years old. He went away laughing.
the bastard
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Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:22,
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the bastard
Well he knows, see? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:23,
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if only he knew about condomsmy parents learned a valuable lesson there
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Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:29,
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HahahahahaMy Dad told me the same thing. When I turned 14 he also offered me this sage advice: "Marc...all you need from life is a woman with a heart of gold, and a fanny like a jar of worms.."
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