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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)
# wouldnt
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Would.
Oh hell yes.

I bloody LOVE Tom Jones, and I'm not sorry. I've got a DVD and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
# does this mean if i looked like tom jones
that i'd get laid?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# He's living, breathing, grinding proof that it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)
# would it work if tom jones had long scraggly hair and a beard?
and looked like me...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I honestly have no idea.
I'm being aurally assaulted (in a good way) and it's hard to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# *takes willy out of ear...*
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# you have ruined my chances of helpful advice
this makes me sad
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# I'm hardly the person to ask.
I'm like the Bishop of Bath and Welles most of the time. As long as you're funny and you brush your teeth and wear deodorant there'll be a girl out there willing to shag you. Perfecting a willingness to go down on her for at least half an hour at least once a day doesn't go amiss either. And learn how to cook at least one meal well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# you mean you eat babies?
i can cook several really fancy meals, my mum taught me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Good work.
So now all you need to do is be able to breath through your ears and you're away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# My dad told me that was a handy skill to have
when i was about 10 years old. He went away laughing.

the bastard
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Well he knows, see?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# if only he knew about condoms
my parents learned a valuable lesson there
/only child blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
My Dad told me the same thing. When I turned 14 he also offered me this sage advice: "Marc...all you need from life is a woman with a heart of gold, and a fanny like a jar of worms.."
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:41, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeee
they feel like worms?
its raining outside too...*gets old bean tin*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:07, archived)
# Nooo I liked it, it was warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Well, I did warm it up especially.
*inserts it back*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I thought so.
I do appreciate all the care and attention that goes into you humping the side of my head and screaming like a monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Screaming like a chimp.
Chimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
What are the ones that go 'oooOOOO'? They sort of...whoop.


Bet you make that noise. BET you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Maybe one day you'll find out, babe.
*smooth*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I can but live in hope.
Night all, My bed's a-calling.

x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Night, sweetie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:30, archived)
# \ twelve bore..
point blank..

(for your own good)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# why why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Take that!..
Delilah!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)
# now you have to sing green green grass
or what ever that shitty song about some guy getting strung up is called
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# But why why whyyyyyyyyyyy?
(has this gone on long enough?)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)
# It's not unusual that these things go on for a while


no it hasn't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Well..
Lets go for it..

You can leave your hat on..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Just help yourself
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# You know what this thread is not?


:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# haaahahahahahahaha
i've been trying to work up to a thunderball gag...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:28, archived)
# eeuurrgh
must be nice having a pet look so much like you idol. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Musically he's an absolute fucking legend!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Bring Da Ruckus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Oh it's on
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# IT'S A DANCE-OFF
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# musically he's an annoyance
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I agree, though otherwise
he's a fat leather cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)
# HD TV has a lot of artifacting, doesn't it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)
# It's all the Time Team repeats.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# hahaha
(this)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Oh that's it. I'm going to hurt you for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# hahahahah
he's going to bust a capillary or two, i'll wager
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)
# my god, now we know life from the groupies' perspective
the horror.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)
# (CCTV footage of Tom at a Cash point looking at his bank balance)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)
# fuck
firefox can't keep a steady framerate so he keeps pumping at different speeds! the HORROR
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Hahahahah!
You lully monkey :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# LOOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
Hi Cockalorum to the nth degree!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:27, archived)
# no idea what that means

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Ahhhh....
When all this was fields™ It was decreed that wooing a woo would cause a rupture in the space/time continuum. Hence the "Hi cockalorum" was invented to stop any time/space rifts in places other than Cardiff.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Ah, danke
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:34, archived)
# bitte schön :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)
# COP KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Hahahah
That's so great.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# haha
this amuses me.
But good night / morning / something.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I don't answer the door for ol' Tommy anymore.
He scares the shit out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# aaaaahhahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# haha fantastic
(rodd laughing in the face of failure, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:07, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:33, archived)
# let me know when that thing has rotted away finally.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:31, archived)