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# YEAH, see?
Exactly. That's what you get for messing with the Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# oh, i'd never mess with you




unless i thought i could get away with it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# that practically sounds like an invitation
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *quickly grabs cutlass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *draws lightsabre*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Fuck sake.
Hang on *goes to get coat and red flouro tube*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# wummmm wummmmmm wuummmmm *clash* *clash* wummmm
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hang on I haven't finished my face paint yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# oh well, sith happens
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *rubs out lightsabre*
Hah!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Raises artilery into position
from 10 miles away
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *activates and positions satellite*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# *prays to Thor for awesome smite-age
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *dawkings*
haha! :D
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I don't believe in Dawikings
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *poo on a sticks* then!
and they exist. You'll find them at the Green Midget Café in Bromley

/dit: god, I'm slow today :D
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *nukes from orbit*
It's the only way to be sure.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# i've never heard it called that before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# fear my field cannons
and their destructive payload
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# it's fergie
no, not that fergie.

whole thing started to annoy me, not only did i have to troll through thousands of upskirt pics,
i couldn't find a suitable parachute pic and condi's head is odd. but other than that...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Her head IS odd.
When you say not THAT Fergie I go automatically to Sarah Ferguson, do you mean that bird out of that group?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# yup!
nsfw
www.celeb-scandals.com/upskirts/images/03.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# The only pants that come in that colour, really, are control ones.
I suddenly feel much better about myself. Ta, Mr STQ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# why would she do that
I thought that wetting herself was the highlight of the show! Or at least would be what I'd pay to see.

Surely not for the music
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I'd prefer to watch that, I must admit.
In all fairness, a lot of pop acts would be better putting on fetish shows. They'd make far more money. I wouldn't pay to watch Avril sing, for instance, but I would pay to see her anally fisted by Lou Ferrigno.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Michael Jackson FTW
I'm all for a bit of anal fisting, but Lou Ferrigno on Avrile Lavigne is snuff.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Zactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Thats no way to go
have mercy on her insides
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# this time only. We can rip her guts off next time
this time we fill them with baby eels.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Have you been reading Bizarre?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# duh dah duh....
I had seen the clips before, but the interview was an interesting read. I hadn't realized the continuity with the print masters. Thinking of entering their artistic competitions?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# There'd be bastard all point, some of the
artists they showcase are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# there are not many entries yet
and anyways, the main thing is the subject
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hmmmm I shall consider it.
Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# i was considering maybe a photo
but I still have to see what Mrs. Watch thinks about it, given that she might be involved in the process

/edit: also Defenestration! \o/
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# If everyone was putting on fetish shows then it would become a boring standard.
Then people would have to think up something even more bizarre to replace what was previously socially unacceptable.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Well not EVERYONE obviously.
Just the people I choose for that particular day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# So you're heading yourself up at the top of an autocratic regime ey?
You realise this means I will destroy you in the most painful way possible.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# That's the plan, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Well then enjoy your pathetic little facade while you can.
Redemption shall fly on swift wings.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I'll leave the catflap unlocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I've never heard it been called that before.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Stick with me kid, I'll show you the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Look just give me the two grand and no-one needs to get hurt!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# But what about the swordfight?
Damn it, get your rapier out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I've had enough of these innuendos.
You will die painfully.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# 1) *registers louferrignofistings.com*
2) *takes out camera*
4) *profits*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# welcome to the internet
interested in getting an eyeball tattoo?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# what, like standing in front of a crowd and pretending to sing?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# bless her
a billion year's old today.

revolting skank
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)