That is not a thorough check.
Have you checked for:
Bridge;
Helicopter;
Shark;
Pencil-thin eyebrows?
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wheelybird mreee!,
Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:19,
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Well
If you piss me off I'll bite your knob off, so I suppose I've got the shark bit covered.
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Joliet,
Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23,
archived)
Ah!
My knob was replaced by a lovely handle. You know what it's like, trying to open the door with slippery hands after a round of anal fistings. The handle is much more convenient.
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wheelybird mreee!,
Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27,
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