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# As long as I could get a decent cup of tea, I would be sound as a pound
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you'd have to make it yourself.
Apparently you can't ask for one in a coffee shop and get a proper one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ah well, I can count the number of times i've been in a coffee house on one hand
That's right, 6 times
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# The Dutch ones are better than others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# the EU are banning smoking in coffee shops
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# well
we'll just have to start boiling it in butter and injecting. much safer...
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# The EU can kiss my chuddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# My schmoking daze are behind me i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# is that a cock in your hand sir
or do you have six fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Well, a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush
No...wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# as a very rough estimate, I'd say you have a 14.795% chance
of decent cuppa, on average, across the whole of the US
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Barbarians
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)