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# Sorry JJ..... Humbles...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# "god I love pies"
"pies pies pies"
"unleash the pies"
"then I'll punch you in the face"
"then i'll have a pie"
-J.Prescott
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# puddings are better than pies
by a long chalk
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# that could be the next verse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# but some pies ARE puddings
*nods twice*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# American pies are generally pudding, aren't they?
Imagine that. Living in a country where you can't get a decent steak and ale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Or pie...
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# As long as I could get a decent cup of tea, I would be sound as a pound
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you'd have to make it yourself.
Apparently you can't ask for one in a coffee shop and get a proper one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ah well, I can count the number of times i've been in a coffee house on one hand
That's right, 6 times
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# The Dutch ones are better than others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# the EU are banning smoking in coffee shops
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# well
we'll just have to start boiling it in butter and injecting. much safer...
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# The EU can kiss my chuddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# My schmoking daze are behind me i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# is that a cock in your hand sir
or do you have six fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Well, a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush
No...wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# as a very rough estimate, I'd say you have a 14.795% chance
of decent cuppa, on average, across the whole of the US
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Barbarians
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I agree


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I imagine I'd just sit there and want proper savoury pie.
Purely because I couldn't have it.


Actually I'd make it, sell it, become rich, buy America and force them all to wear lovely frilly frocks all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# They'd never go for it
you can't eat it with your hands . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# That's true.
It doesn't come in a bucket, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# mmmmmm....
new family sized Bucket O' Offal ... with two large sides (inside and outside) and a high fructose corn syrupbeverage (or drink) of YOUR choice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# the new family sized Bucket O' Offal contains:
3 portions of tripe wings,
17 Mascot Themed Shaped Liver Bites for the younger demographic,
Dad's favorite: The Super HOT Cajun Spicy Sweetbread Burger,
For the mom, the easily washable, self microwaving, slim half cal diet thyroid salad with ranch dressing,
Fries.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Especially male Republicans
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# You read my mind, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# *Reads more*
ewwwww, that's disgusting, that's just wrong, and that's physically impossible
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Ack!!!
Paradox
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Cannot compute...cannot compute...
(I really can't)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# steak pie with suet pastry
ahhh yeah

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Steak and Kidney puds FTW
Steak and Kidney puddings offer the best of both worlds.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I wish they'd do a steak and mushroom pud
as I can't stand kidney.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ^
HEATHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I like all steak pies...
But I like it when the pastry is all round, not just a crust thrown on top....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# fuck me, that pisses me off
the worst one I had was literally a small bowl with a tiny bit of meat in gravy with a square of microwaved pastry that had just been put on top separately

I mean wtf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# you should have shat on top and returned it to the waiter/waitress
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# This.
And then started idly throwing your cutlery at the other patrons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# there's an exceedingly finite amount of cutlery
is it acceptable to move onto condiments once this is exhausted or do you anticipate between 3 and 7 other patrons?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Condiments, plates, little vases, candles (especially if lit)
If the dessert cart comes around you can choose to commandeer and use as additional arsenal OR you can just overturn it and rub the waiter's nose in it screaming 'BAD PUPPY BAD PUPPY GET TAUGHT LESSON'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# YES! YESYESYES!
The bowl of runny stew with a biscuit on top is a travesty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I'm sorry - I ordered a pie,
not a stew with a frisby
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Me neither.
In fact anything with tubes. :/ Bleurg.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Pretty much this
except if it's ground up a la sausage or haggis. Then I'm fine.


Mmmm haggis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# STOP IT BEFORE MY STOMACH EATS ITSELF
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# but you can use the tube
to finish the gravy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Bah.
It's all in your mind.

You'll be turning down black pudding next, and that truly is the food of the gods.

Pure ambrosia, made out of congealed pigs blood and lard.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Fuck off.
All the black pudding's mine. If you've been eating it there'll be trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Scarfs sneaky slice
It's lully with grilled goats cheese and balsamic.

Ooo, apple chutney is good, too.

Or old faithful. Bacon, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Black pudding, fried egg, sliced tomato, bierwurst and tomato chutney sandwich.
Mmmmm-mm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ffs. I'm starving now.
And I finished my dinner an hour ago. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *rumblerumblerumble
gah, feeeeeed meeeeeee

PIES AND PUDDINGS AND BACON AND ALL THESE THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
fried scab.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# beef and onion for the lady?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Humnahumna you know how to talk to women, Sachs, you really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# smooooooooooooth
that's me
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I must spend far too much time on teh interweb
As that sounds so rude to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# bit of ox tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ^
This
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# BOLLOCKS.
Bollocks, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# That ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Maybe eet ees 'er legs, but she 'as no legs, maybe eet ees 'er face, she 'as no face
*English version*

Is it a pie? Does it 'ave gravy? Does it 'ave peas?


Sorry, nicking from Lee Mack there. And badly, at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Lee Mack told one of my favourite jokes ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I also like pi
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# what about e ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Drugs are bad Mmmkay...
You shouldn't do drugs...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# too late man, I'm fucking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# i also like e
and if the all get together it's -1
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Or pie...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)