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# No, just start humming the theme tune to This Morning
really loudly.

Get really into the end bit, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# i don't know that one
i could possibly mutter "transformers: robots in disguise" over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# if you don't know the theme to this morning, try Going For Gold
if you don't know that try Flying Doctors... while you hum, look with abject horror into the middle distance... when you get to the end of the song, turn and run like the wind screaming as hard as you can
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Too normal.
Most lads your age love the Transformers.

Rub your crotch really fast whilst asking them what they think of Andrew Marr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Or if you're feeling lazy
Rub your crotch really slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# slowly and insistently rub the crotch whilst saying
"the. wheels. on. the. bus. go. round. and. round. round. and. round. round. and. round." with sharp inhalations every couple of words.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# real work based vocal expression of mirth
to the extent that I had to fake a cough... I'm not sure my colleagues were convinced...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# turn and follow all of the advice within this thread
you'll probably be promoted
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)